You have to love the 21st Century. Thanks to the Information Age, Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley and President Obama, the ′stupid′ one, can spar on Twitter. As head of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Charles Grassely is none too happy with Barack Obama picking a fight with the Supreme Court of the United States. Obama′s campaign head, David Axelrod, does not appreciate Sen. Grassley tweeting his opinions. But you have to agree with Grassley. Obama is stupid.
On the same day that Mr. Harvard Law School Graduate was warning the nation′s highest court from ruling against a law passed by Congress, Obama′s health care act, the Obama administration had a team in Boston appealing to the Federal court system to overturn the Domestic Marriage Act, or DOMA, because it stands in the way of some legal definitions concerning same sex marriage. Whereas Obama-Care passed essentially straight down party lines, and narrowly at that, DOMA passed with true, genuine bipartisan support and wide margins. So it does not take a former President of the Harvard Law Review to figure out that DOMA′s passage was far less political than Obama-Care.
Sen. Chuck Grassley is well known for his use of Twitter. Some say he even tweets while back home in Iowa riding a tractor. On Saturday, Grassley tweeted, ″Constituents asked why I am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause AM ppl r not stupid as the x prof of con law.″ David Axelrod responds with a tweet of his own, ″Heads up, Sen. Grassley. I think a 6-year-old hijacked your account and is sending out foolish Tweets just to embarrass you!″ More like a 6-year-old has taken over the White House for the past 3 years, Dave!
So are you offended that Sen. Chuck Grassley called Obama stupid? Was Charles Grassley out of line for attacking President Barack Obama on Twitter? Or is Grassley, the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, correct that Obama is the one who went over the top in his attack against the United States Supreme Court? Will David Axelrod find Lassie in time to save Uncle Omar? Like tweets in the hourglass, so does the Capitol turn.
April 9th, 2012 at 6:14 am
Everything is relative. For a Democrat, Obama is brilliant.
Just ask those retards, MSNBC’s Ed Schultz and Al Shatpton.
Compared to them, he is another Albert Einstain.
BTW, have you noticed that Obama has been
morphing into Alfred “What Me Worry” E. Newman?
April 9th, 2012 at 7:22 am
Actually, Brian, I think Obama has morphed into Yogi Bear…
“I Trayvon Martin…, were my son…, he’d look more…, like a sycamore…, too me!”
April 9th, 2012 at 9:51 am
“But you have to agree with Grassley. Obama is stupid.”
Actually, after 3+ years, I think it’s about time that Grassley finally agreed with us!!!
April 9th, 2012 at 9:53 am
He does appear to be unintelligent. Reminds me that he is still hiding his high school and college transcripts. Where are the grades, Barack?
April 9th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
I’ve heard Obama has spent millions so far to keep his school records from being made public. Must be some damning stuff in them! Like maybe him listed as an Indonesian student???
April 9th, 2012 at 2:13 pm
There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you. Fool me — [pauses] — You can’t get fooled again.
April 9th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
hes so stupid he squats when he pees
April 9th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
He does appear to be unintelligent. Reminds me that he is still hiding his high school and college transcripts. Where are the grades, Barack?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAblackpeoplecan’texcel.
hes so stupid he squats when he pees
HAHAHAHAHAHAgirlsarestupid.
(eyeroll)
Speaking of right wing geniuses, I was wondering if you guys thought to patent that impenetrable “Check this box to confirm you’re human” anti-spam technology. It must confound the entire spambot industry.
April 9th, 2012 at 3:13 pm
He forgot “n*****.” Stupid n*****.
In 1993 Grassley was one of twenty members of Congress who supported mandated health insurance. Apparently such a thing is OK if you are Chuck Grassley, but if you are a stupid n*****, then it is not.
April 9th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
David Axelrod responds with a tweet of his own, ″Heads up, Sen. Grassley. I think a 6-year-old hijacked your account and is sending out foolish Tweets just to embarrass you!″ More like a 6-year-old has taken over the White House for the past 3 years, Dave!
Oh SNAP no you di-nt! What a burn! In Axelrod’s FACE!
Standup comedians should invite you up to the stage to handle hecklers with that rapier-wit.
Be careful- that’s a lot of mental ammunition you have loaded up in that cunning brain of yours, Andy. Maybe too much power for one man to wield safely.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Hey ME…
Being one of the most boring and mundane participants on this blog you have absolutely no right casting criticism on anyones humor.
April 9th, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Don’t worry about ME. He is a liberal, and so by definition unfunny. Hint: laughing a lot like a laugh track is not funny in itself. It just covers over unfunny. For something to be funny, it actually needs to be funny, but he isn’t, poor fella.
But everyone has strengths and weaknesses. Liberals like ME can give you directions to the welfare office or even the best stores for purchasing bow ties and quiche. LOL, now that is funny.
April 9th, 2012 at 8:54 pm
I like the directions your mama gives, Pat.
LOL, how’s that for humor?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
April 9th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Again, keep practicing the humor. Talking about boning 80 year old women is just weird, which of course is why you need the liberal laugh track under your comment. Of course, that’s about all Klo can get these days, poor fella, which is a funny thought come to think of it.
April 9th, 2012 at 10:49 pm
on’t worry about ME. He is a liberal, and so by definition unfunny. Hint: laughing a lot like a laugh track is not funny in itself. It just covers over unfunny. For something to be funny, it actually needs to be funny, but he isn’t, poor fella.
I think John Cleese says it best.
April 10th, 2012 at 4:19 am
Hah-Hah, ‘Me’, I just removed your cheesy embedded link.
NOW THAT’S COMEDY!!!
April 10th, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Hah-Hah, ‘Me’, I just removed your cheesy embedded link.
NOW THAT’S COMEDY!!!
Uh, nope. But keep trying. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
For those who missed it, it was an image of john cleese saying:
“I think the problem with people like this is that they’re so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.”
These words are so apt for this site it’s absolutely fitting that the link was removed by Andrew as a “humorous” gesture. It’s almost like performance art.
April 10th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
No, ‘Me’, it is YOU who is stupid!
I have warned you before so many times about using such links. Frankly, I did not click on it. I scrolled up the link and saw it led to some ‘mysterious’ website. I do not recall the exact URL, but it was something like /imgunet.x.
I have let some of your previous ones of late slide by since they were from more conventional URLs. People would automatically know what they were getting into if they click on those links. The link you provided this time was just too plain vague and I will not subject my readers to any suspicious websites.
April 10th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Andy, if there was malware on that site just ban Me. No big deal.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
I have warned you before so many times about using such links. Frankly, I did not click on it. I scrolled up the link and saw it led to some ‘mysterious’ website. I do not recall the exact URL, but it was something like /imgunet.x.
It was imgur.com, and (1) I don’t believe that you didn’t look at it, (2) if you had any familiarity with the Internet you’d know what imgur is, and (3) your rationale about embedded links is completely incoherent and self-negating and irrational. Somehow you think that if legitimate posters don’t embed links that, what, we’re going to somehow convince spambots not to as well via peer pressure or something?! It is absolutely nonsensical.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
I just checked. According to Alexa, imgur.com is the 33rd most popular site in the united states. It’s nestled there between two other sites you may never have heard of 32. The New York Times and 34. Microsoft.
(shaking head in total disbelief)…
You really have your finger on the pulse of the country, Andrew.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Hah, it was just imgur?
Damn Andy, you are WAY out of touch!
April 10th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Snow,
Was there any doubt? The URL started with the completely foreign “i.imgur.com” (oooo, lookout it’s got an “i”! SCARY!1!) and then a really intimidating /500JM.gif <– this is what he supposedly didn't look at, lest it besmirch his sparkling innocent eyeballs.
Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think? Irony on top of irony. Especially on a thread where the following is intended to be witty (or even funny (?)) I think it bears mocking again. Presented in its original form:
David Axelrod responds with a tweet of his own, ″Heads up, Sen. Grassley. I think a 6-year-old hijacked your account and is sending out foolish Tweets just to embarrass you!″ More like a 6-year-old has taken over the White House for the past 3 years, Dave!
Amazing.
(waiting for lecture on the meaning of “irony” in 3… 2.. 1…)
April 10th, 2012 at 10:29 pm
I always thought imgur was one of those sites that everyone has heard of, or at least seen a few times. Seriously, does a more popular image hosting site even exist? (actually I just checked and I don’t see one). Hell, even FoxNews is 41, Pandora is 66, Wall Street Journal is 86, FOX Sports is 110.
Anyways,
OBAMA IS A POOPIE PANTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAYAM I’M CLEVER!
April 11th, 2012 at 8:44 am
HAHA HA HA Snow Crash! “Poopie Pants!” That’s HILARIOUS! No liberal could ever come up with cutting wit like that! They need a LAUGH TRACK, because as we all know, “liberal comedy” shows have laugh tracks, where “conservative shows” don’t…
Hahaha! Poopie Pants! That’s rich!
BTW, what’s an “imgur”?! It frightens me.