I am so not gay anymore. I am not going to walk around acting like I am gay when I am not. The government does not seem to want me to be gay. My gayness was never supposed to be linked to government. It was never supposed to be reliant on government. The way Americans pursue gayness is supposed to be up to the gay or not gay individual. I used to think that, back when I was gay, but the government said otherwise. Somehow I wrapped my head around that being ok.
My wife is not as gay as she used to be either, my children are increasingly less gay, and so are my parents, sibling, extended family and all of my friends. Even the ones I used to look at and remark along with others, that they would always be so much gayer than me and it wasn’t fair; across the board people are simply not as gay as they used to be. Some are not gay at all, still others have a little gay in them; but it seems to be fading.
Oddly enough, the only really gay people I see anywhere are in Government, they are the gayest group of American’s I have ever seen. They walk around gay as hell, everywhere they go it is all gay, gay, gay.
They are gayer than I was the day I turned 21 and my gay friends took me to a bar full of gay people and we all had a gay old time together.
They are gayer than I was when the day I got married. I remember how gay my father looked, when he shook my hand and wished my beautiful wife and I many gay years together.
They are gayer than my wife and I, were when our sons came into this world. I had so much hope for a gay world for them to grow up in, but that hope is vanishing.
They are gayer than how gay it used to make me to see all the gay children playing at the park with my gay children.
I have so many friends who used to be gay that have stories like this, now living a gay lifestyle no more.
I remember seeing my brother return from war. I remember how gay he looked to be home. I remember how gay we were to have him back. like the song says: “we’ll all be gay when “Johnny comes marching home”.
I thought the Government said that the freedoms that made us all so gay for so long had to be infringed for all good of all Americans. I thought we all had to sacrifice the ideals that led to so much gayness, for the common gayness. So why does the Government still get to be gay and I do not?
They said they were fighting for our gayness. They said we would all get to the gay promised land together. All we had to do was just bare being a little less gay, for a little while.
The government and their rich gay friends is the only place you can still find a lot of gay people. I don’t understand why. When the framers gay-fully declared America’s independence from tyranny, it was predicated on the assertion that the right to life liberty and the pursuit of gayness were unalienable rights.
I suppose all us ex-gays only have ourselves to blame. It was us who relinquished our right to determine our own gay destiny to government, who only pretend not to be gay as they soberly proclaim they are not any gayer than the rest of us. That is what they do when they are asking us for control over our lives in the name of freedom.
In retrospect, I suppose allowing them to pit us against one another about who we worship, who we love, where we go, what we read, who we associate with, what we talk about and decide with our doctors, wanting to protect ourselves from violent crime and so many other issues, was our fault. I suppose we should have realized that a government big enough to decide who should be gay and who should not, is big enough to keep all the gayness for themselves.
It is time we all, no matter what walk of life makes us gay to rise up together. We must declare to the Government, that we want to be as gay as they are. We have to let them know that their scare tactics will not work anymore, We have to tell them we have learned that America’s greatness is firmly rooted in the freedoms enumerated in the Constitution. That to guarantee the right to pursue our gayness, will no longer be deferred to them. This is America and even if we cannot all be gay with each other, we can sure try be gay for each other.
Conservative America has always been the guardian of individual liberty. We must not allow the left to distort the argument and national dialogue by plastering the media with falsehoods about where we stand as they did with women and abortion.
So there.









April 9th, 2012 at 9:17 pm
I think that what would be gay for you would be a bottle of thorazine and a month long regimen of shock therapy.
Helpful, anyway.
Maybe.
April 9th, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Question for the site owners– how much meth do you require for your contributors to absorb into their systems before they post? Or do you just hand out credentials to lunatics in mental institutions?
Congrats to rightpundits.com on another finely-crafted and well-reasoned contribution to the national discourse.
April 10th, 2012 at 3:03 am
I am confused. Are the two of you actually complaining about a conservative who has no problem admitting gays have just as much a right to be happy as anyone else?
It’s almost like you would have people believe that conservatives are exclusionary, elitest, and against individual liberty.
Oh, I nearly forgot. Klo, I have been wondering, do gay men say things like “sth-upper-aw-thum” because they are gay? Or is it just to be gay?
April 10th, 2012 at 3:12 am
Ghastly Klo, Me, Adam C and Snork Rash are
always lined up on the edge of the dumpster,
ready to Swoop Down full of Empathetic Outrage
at the Conservative Social Solution du jour.
April 10th, 2012 at 3:34 am
ROFL-AOK!!!
April 10th, 2012 at 4:01 am
What buzzbee, Klo and the one called “Me” have
going for them in their favor is that they are
already so ditzy that, as they grow older and
get dementia, nobody will be able to tell.
April 10th, 2012 at 4:26 am
Don’t worry, Charles, about Klo, ‘Me’, and the other Moonbat-Liberals that post comments here. They all have experienced deprivations in life. Its really tough going through their existence without a rational mind.
April 10th, 2012 at 4:59 am
That’s Right, Charles !!!
Klo & The Gang are rumored to be posting from
THE CRACK OF DON
April 10th, 2012 at 6:27 am
This is a terrible article. Not because of it’s gay subject matter as much as because it’s just f*cking dumb as hell.
Another hack pundit here on RP. Between WTH, Andy Z and now this new idiot, we sure have quite the assortment of right-wing garbage.
Keep up the great work RP! It’s idiots like this that keep me coming back. This place sort of satisfies that same part of me that enjoys incredibly cheesy horror flicks.
April 10th, 2012 at 6:29 am
its*
April 10th, 2012 at 9:18 am
So if I have it right, not a single liberal here thinks that gays are just like everyone else and any gay who attempts to exercise ideological independence from liberalism instead of blindly following the rest of the far left into obliviowish oils be abandoned faster than they can say Clarence Thomas?
April 10th, 2012 at 9:31 am
While you fools are trying to think of some other clever and completely disconnected response…let me just say don’t bother. It merely demonstrates liberal tendency to scream the loudest the last few circles around the toilet drain. Have some dignity and masterbate to “current news channel” while it’s still on the air. You guys have been the undoing of your party. Way to continue to make em proud!!
April 10th, 2012 at 9:51 am
The Left has hijacked the very language we speak.
Just as ‘Pro-Abortion ‘ has come to be ‘Pro-Choice ‘ ( I’m Pro-Choice on Gun Ownership ) and even Liberal has become Progressive, now they want the rest us us to celebrate their bizarre affliction as ‘Gay ‘.
There is nothing gay about the horrors of their sick perversion. If you think it is just a harmless ’same sex ‘ attraction, then take a look at any online porno site and see for yourself the depths of their depravity.
Or look in to their relentless assault on the Boy Scouts of America over the last quarter of a century. The Homosexual taste for the very young and most vulnerable is also writ large on their infiltration of teaching.
Or perhaps you’d like to lay down your own soundtrack of Gregorian Chants, as you peruse the bowels of the Boston Archdiocese and it’s tentacles that reach back to Ireland and Europe.
April 10th, 2012 at 10:09 am
well okaddle, i guess thats as valid of a point of view as i hear out of ultra liberals when i can bear to listen…sooo…i will suggest you look into that shock therapy thing klo suggested for me and bid you a good day.
good day
April 10th, 2012 at 10:26 am
Everything about this comment thread is so gay.
April 10th, 2012 at 10:50 am
So if I have it right, not a single liberal here thinks that gays are just like everyone else and any gay who attempts to exercise ideological independence from liberalism instead of blindly following the rest of the far left into obliviowish oils be abandoned faster than they can say Clarence Thomas?
No, that’s just more BS you are drumming up in your mind because you are mentally challenged.
There is nothing gay about the horrors of their sick perversion. If you think it is just a harmless ’same sex ‘ attraction, then take a look at any online porno site and see for yourself the depths of their depravity.
You check this sort of thing out very often? I love the hypocrisy on the right “Individual freedom! – Unless you’re homosexual!”
April 10th, 2012 at 10:53 am
Frankly, m’dear
I don’t GAS
I have enough of my own pain to worry about the endless ‘needs’ of the Leftist Slackers.
G’Day !
April 10th, 2012 at 10:56 am
The only reason homosexuality is even an issue is because of religion. What a waste of time that is, to let your morals be guided by some invisible sky fairy which was created by superstitious desert nomads.
April 10th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Well no, not exactly Snow. Biologically speaking, heterosexuality is the superior preference. That is how species are sustained. And in Darwin’s view, of course, gays might be explained in terms of natural selection don’t you think?
April 10th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I’m talking about moral issues, not biological issues.
Infertile people are just as productive as homosexuals when it comes to propagating our species, however they are still have the same rights as you or I.
April 10th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I’m talking about moral issues, not biological issues.
Infertile people are just as productive as homosexuals when it comes to propagating our species, however they still have the same rights as you or I.
April 10th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Sorry, double post. I tried to stop my browser upon submission to fix my typo in post 20.
April 10th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Personally, I liked #20 better than #21. It
has a certain je na sais quoi lacking in #21.
April 10th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
So if I have it right, not a single liberal here thinks that gays are just like everyone else and any gay who attempts to exercise ideological independence from liberalism instead of blindly following the rest of the far left into obliviowish oils be abandoned faster than they can say Clarence Thomas?
Almost but not quite. What I was saying is that you’re insane.
There is nothing gay about the horrors of their sick perversion. If you think it is just a harmless ’same sex ‘ attraction, then take a look at any online porno site and see for yourself the depths of their depravity.
Or look in to their relentless assault on the Boy Scouts of America over the last quarter of a century. The Homosexual taste for the very young and most vulnerable is also writ large on their infiltration of teaching.
There is a 95% chance based on the above (“Hey everyone, go watch gay porn!”) that Awlhattin O’Kaddle is so deep in the closet he smells like mothballs.
Okay, okay man. There can be no doubt that you are an expert on “the homosexual taste” as you put it, but for your own sake, just come out and be yourself and you’ll feel a lot better and not so angry. We’ll love you just as much as we do now. And I even support your right to get married if you like.
April 10th, 2012 at 2:24 pm
And in Darwin’s view, of course, gays might be explained in terms of natural selection don’t you think?
Spoken like a true person who has no idea what natural selection is.
April 10th, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Me
Dar You Go ! Wishful thinkin’ Agin.
Cheer Up ! Tis’ the season for Weekend Pup Tents
with The Scouts. Maybe Sandusky can help you
with your Merit Badge Class.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:05 pm
Dude… You don’t have to pretend to be the most “straight” among us, cuz we get it. We get it Awl, you’re a gay, gay man. That’s just fabulous, fine. No one here has any problem with it, okay? So get over yourself. Be who you are, and don’t feel you need to “out macho” anyone. It only makes it more obvious, and we couldn’t care less to begin with.
April 10th, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Dude ?
Fabulous ?
Who is this ‘we ‘ you speak for ?
Are you afraid you will be spotted of we look at the porno ?
April 10th, 2012 at 8:56 pm
There goes “Me” assuming things again.
LMAO
April 10th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
@ #15 – Now THAT was funny.
April 10th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
I don’t really care who is gay who isn’t gay. Me’s attention to detail in a tell, but what does it really matter.
What is interesting to me is that almost all gay people are liberal Democrats. There is something about social misfits that the party seems to attract. I wonder why.
April 11th, 2012 at 6:55 am
There is something about social misfits that the party seems to attract.
Because Republicans hate them?
April 11th, 2012 at 6:59 am
For Me & His Mincing Minions:
Biology 101 for Homosexual Activists and practitioners.
Homosexuals need a biology lesson about what goes where, when and why.
The alimentary canal was designed with two orifices beginning with the mouth, a tubular passage ending with the Anus.
The natural purpose of the Alimentary Canal, was for the entry of food and its digestion and absorption and then the elimination of residual waste.
There are obviously other uses for the two orifices, one end can expel words and the other can expel flatulence – it is sometimes very difficult to differentiate the two when dealing with a Liberal, but I digress.
Sexual organs (genitalia) were designed for the reproductive system (procreation) and a means of pleasure, gratification and reward for the male and female.
Most Human Beings regard the anal orifice as a bodily tool, for expelling flatulence and human waste.
Homosexual ‘Men’ have made a willful choice to regard the anal orifice, as ‘Central’ to their identity and the object of passion, adoration, sexual fulfillment and their reason for living.
Homosexuals and their apologists, then call this ‘Intelligence’???
It certainly is NOT a stretch to think, that people who have made such choices and decisions to engage in these ‘Perverted’ behaviors, are more likely to engage in other ‘Perverted’ behaviors.
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April 11th, 2012 at 7:15 am
If you think homosexuality is a choice then you’re a f*cking idiot.
First, the obvious -
I have a couple gay friends, both of whom knew they were gay at a very young age. Both of whom tried to force attraction with females, but simply could not – they say “It’s like you being attracted to me, it just doesn’t happen.” Also, both of whom grew up in religious households and were completely disowned by their family when they came out. Who the f*ck chooses that?
If we are simply talking biology then why would any person be attracted to the same sex?
Second,
There is documented scientific evidence that other animals outside of humans have shown homosexual behavior.
There are well over 200 other animals that have shown homosexual behavior, just look up “list of mammals displaying homosexual behavior” on wikipedia, it’s fully sourced.
Third,
A 2005 study reported genetic scans showing a clustering of the same genetic pattern among gay men on three chromosomes – chromosomes 7, 8, and 10. The regions on chromosome 7 and 8 were associated with male sexual orientation regardless of whether the man got them from his mother or father. The regions on chromosome 10 were only associated with male sexual orientation if they were inherited from the mother.
You religious fundies are simply too stupid for modern society.
April 11th, 2012 at 7:28 am
Snork Rash
First, I reject your premise
There is No Such Thing, as Gay.
There is only Homosexual, to accurately describe ‘your friends ‘ chosen depravity.
I do have some empathy for these Fish Eyed Flamingos, but, they can avail themselves of a myriad of modern treatments and services to try to salvage something of their ruined lives.
April 11th, 2012 at 8:36 am
Awl, your explanation seems to eliminate any chance of BJs. I protest.
Snow, gay can be biological, can be a choice. Actress Lindsay Lohan, for example, prefers men but she is making a choice when she girls up. But no matter the explanation, it is still counterproductive behavior. And when biological, it is just a gene malfunction.
April 11th, 2012 at 8:55 am
Awlhattin O’Kaddle, thank you for the lecture on the function of anuses. While it’s interesting that you spend a lot of time thinking about and writing in great detail about gay acts, perhaps it would be best to give it a rest, at least on a family discussion board such as this.
There is only so much of your obsession over your repressed gayness–, sorry, homosexuality, that the rest of us can take. I do want to encourage you to explore this side of yourself, but you don’t have to do it in front of all of us. It can and probably should be a private thing. You don’t have to feel all ashamed for meeting other men in dark places for random male-on-male encounters and then feel like you’re somehow undoing it by posting your over-the-top gay bashing here. You’re gay and there’s no need to compensate for it. Just embrace it, fella. Like you embrace fellas. You can still be a conservative and gay. It’s who you are. Just out yourself already. We won’t judge you.
But no matter the explanation, it is still counterproductive behavior.
Yes McCain, you sir, are a model of efficiency. You prove that every time you post something. I didn’t realize how meticulous you were about efficiency. Get a prius!
Man, all the obsession with gay sex on this forum…. Is this site hosted in San Francisco? (Oh, I kid. Sorry, SF!)
April 11th, 2012 at 8:57 am
I’m just try’n to draw these suckas out into a fight they can’t win.
Sometimes I’m just in the mood for mean.
April 11th, 2012 at 9:18 am
Me !!!
You haven’t been able to advance your meme one iota in eighteen hours.
It was a Lame Tack to begin with, but given the time you’ve had to give it some consideration, you seem to be Headed for the Rocks.
You demonstrate the Intellectual Firepower of a Libman who would rather hear a Young Boy Fart, than a Pretty Girl Sing.
There just isn’t any Warp to your Weft.
I would counsel to Quit whilst there is a smidgen of Dignity remaining for you. But, then I remember, Shame, Humiliation and the Disdain of others, is the Hallmark of Your Existence.
I’m Fit, Tan and Rested. I’ll Swab this deck with you till Heck Freezes Over.
April 11th, 2012 at 10:01 am
some years back I recall listening to a fellow who was part of the homo crowd
Seems he blamed the growing number of limp wristed lispers on the aggressive behavior of fem-nazis who were no longer sympathetic to the needs ofwhining males
and the net result was that those who were unsure of how they used a toilet to take a whiz, were turning to other males for sympathy and compassion and other kinds of friendliness
Seems as though that “fellas” found his identity
April 11th, 2012 at 10:16 am
I’m Fit, Tan and Rested.
Great why don’t you take off your shirt and join a parade?
Oh and By the Way, missy, I don’t Know Where You Learned English, but Here in America We Don’t capitalize every Other Word.
Happy swabbing!
April 11th, 2012 at 10:25 am
AOK-
Glad you are feeling better!
April 11th, 2012 at 10:26 am
All I kin Tell Ya, Me, is :
POINT SET MATCH
April 11th, 2012 at 10:33 am
Tank You, Faye
Just got off the phone with my Urologist and he said my problems are beyond his abilities.
He is trying to set my up with the Top Dog at Tulane Med Center.
It’s not as grim as it sounds. I have good insurance and, at last, the attention of some heavies, instead of that gang of interns and residents that were picking me over a couple of weeks ago.
I may have to pull up stakes and go to Dartmouth- Hitchcock in NH, were my family can advocate for me.
April 11th, 2012 at 10:45 am
POINT SET MATCH
Your dating life? Singles night at the tenderloin district?
You go, girl.
April 11th, 2012 at 11:15 am
Your out of your league here, son.
April 11th, 2012 at 11:16 am
Faye !!!
I had a reply for you. I just disappeared.
April 11th, 2012 at 11:16 am
It
April 11th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Your out of your league here, son.
My what?!
You, sir, are a joy.