Barack Obama has inserted himself into the Sandra Fluke – Rush Limbaugh controversy. Like he has not been involved from the beginning. Obama started this whole chapter of modern American politics back last summer when the White House and the Department of Health and Human Services began considering implementing the requirement for all employers to provide birth control and contraceptives as part of the Obama health care plan. By late December, Obama′s poll numbers were so horrible, particularly among women, that his reelection hopes looked grim at best. So creating a controversy to recover the female vote was essential. It is no accident that the matter of contraceptives came up on the January 7 presidential debate on ABC with the Republican candidates. Just as it was no coincidence that two weeks later, Kathleen Sebilius, head of HHS, announced the birth control requirement for employers.
Since very few people of note in the Conservative movement are coming to Limbaugh′s defense, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney have already chastised Rush publicly, I shall endeavor to offer an argument or two. First, kudos to Bill O′Reilly whom did give a very well structured defense in regards to the essence of the issue last night during his Fox News show. Big Bill posed the question that if he wants to play football in college, should not the federal government pay for his protective equipment, such as helmets, shoulder pads, etc., as there is a health risk in participating in such recreational activity? Well played, Bill, well played!
My first point is that while the Liberals are attempting to paint this as a health issue, is not Sandra Fluke at an even greater risk of contracting an STD? She can pop all the birth control pills she wants, even get an IUD implanted in her, and still be subject to a wide range of sexually transmitted diseases. Progressives may view becoming pregnant and having children as a disease, but STDs are far more dangerous and deadly. Obama may tell Fluke that her parents should be proud of her for taking a stand on birth control, but can her parents really feel any pride knowing that she is tempting fate and subjecting herself to a host of horrible outcomes?
My second point is an economic one. While Sandra Fluke may want the government to subsidize her recreational sex, should they not really be regulating her under the Commerce Clause? After all, by giving herself away for free, she is hurting hard-working prostitutes in the greater Georgetown area. On this matter we turn to that infamous Supreme Court decision, Wickard v. Filburn in 1942.
Under FDR, the Department of Agriculture began enforcing the Agricultural Adjustment Act of 1938 limiting the amount of wheat that farmers grow. Roscoe Filbrun, a farmer, was nailed in 1940, accused by our federal government of growing an excessive amount of wheat. Filburn admitted to this but claimed that the extra wheat he grew was for personal consumption. His lawyers argued that since this extra wheat did not cross state lines, it did not fall under the jurisdiction of the Commerce Clause, which enables Congress to regulate interstate commercial enterprises. While the lower courts ruled in favor of Filburn′s right to grow his own food, the case eventually got bumped up to the FDR-stacked Supreme Court, which ruled in favor of the government. The argument being that even if Filburn consumed his own wheat, such still impacted the larger, interstate market.
So Sandra Fluke and her Georgetown University lady friends who are out to have as much sex as they can are actually impacting not only prostitution locally, but perhaps in the entire Mid-Atlantic region! Now, you might say that I am being ridiculous here, since A) prostitution is illegal in most of America and B) prostitution is considered immoral by much of society. Well, the same can be said of what Fluke is doing, If she is having sex with, say, a local public official who is married, then she is technically participating in an illegal act. Most communities do have morals clauses governing the behavior of their personnel, be they teachers, police officers, etc.
Plus, Sandra Fluke is stomping on the prostitute′s ability to climb the social ladder as well. According to the latest U.S. Census, women outnumber men in America 51.1% to 48.9%. In Victorian era England, the gender gap was even larger, about 4%, resulting in what was referred back then as ′redundant women.′ Megara Bell wrote in her paper for the University of Massachusetts, ″The Fallen Woman in Fiction and Legislation″, that as many as one in twelve women in London may have been prostitutes. That unlike other working class women of the day, usually domestic servants, prostitutes enjoyed a much better life style economically, as well as socially. Not only did they earn more money than ′virtuous women′, they also had access to pubs and clubs where they could mingle and meet men, moving up the class ladder.
Perhaps the best known figure in history who gained political power in this manner was Empress Theodora of Byzantium. Her future husband, Justinian, was not of sufficient royal blood and began his career in the Roman Army. He met Theodora via her trade. She developed her cunning and thirst for the good life while working in brothels as a teenager, then later was a performer at rage of the day, the ′Donkey Show′. Such women had considerable energy and determination. It is known that one of her stage performances involved the use of geese as part of her act. After they were married, Theodora was clearly the brains and brawn of this power-seeking duo. Indeed, Justinian was ready to throw the towel in and abdicate his throne in 532 A.D. During the Nika uprising. But not Theodora! She held the empire together by her great tenacity and sheer force of will, forged during her youth in the brothels and at the ′adult entertainment′ stages of Byzantium.
Barack Obama calling Sandra Fluke on the Rush Limbaugh remarks is just the latest chapter in the Liberal-Progressive plot to turn the birth control subject from the very real Obama War on Religion, into the trumped-up GOP War on Women. Real Republicans and Conservatives know that this case about mandating contraceptive coverage has nothing to do with health risks. Indeed, Sandra Fluke is putting herself at an even greater health risk of contracting a STD since no type of birth control can guarantee safety. Given the harm that the Liberal-Progressive movement is engaged in, they are actually the ones waging a War on Women, not the GOP! Sandra Fluke is doing a grave disservice to women, first by encouraging even greater health risks and secondly by denying those less fortunate than herself an economic alternative to college.










March 3rd, 2012 at 8:59 am
The most breathtaking aspect of this whole Rushbo controversy is that he, over the course of 3 days, has demonstrated he has no understanding on how birth control (and specifically bill control pills work). The man is moron.
March 3rd, 2012 at 9:25 am
BeerGate/Calling Boston cops stupid==Moronic
Brian Terry-agent killed with Fast and Furious gun—NO phone call==Pathetic
Call to Georgetown Law student==Moronic
Adam? You advocate for a viagra plan?
LMAO
March 3rd, 2012 at 9:38 am
“The man is moron.”
I guess you would know!!!
March 3rd, 2012 at 9:47 am
Didn’t this bimbo also say that her contraceptives cost her like $300 a month. What kind of designer pill is she on?
Hey Flukey, they’re birth control pills not Tic-Tacs. You only take one a day.
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:04 am
AdamStein !!!
I hate to break this to ya Addy, but this isn’t about ‘How Birth Control Works’.
This is about the Pelosi Pansy Posse trying to gin up a little hysteria among their Dim Witted and Uneducated Drone constituents.
The Flake Floozy is obviously a Jungle Fever Bunny. Obama spotted that immediately and jumped in the horn with his best Barry White schmooze.
Don’t think for a minute that ‘Opposition Research’ is the exclusive province of the Palin Hating crumbs in your camp.
In a few days, the details of Flake’s ‘past’ will start oozing out like a festering chancre. I can barely suppress my gag reflex in anticipation.
After 60 years of Lib Drivel poisoning the American Body Politic, we smell Blood On The Water. This year, you Eat the Stinking Stew you made.
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:10 am
@AOK
WELL SAID!!!
Thank You.
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:14 am
“Don’t think for a minute that ‘Opposition Research’ is the exclusive province of the Palin Hating crumbs in your camp.”
“In a few days, the details of Flake’s ‘past’ will start oozing out like a festering chancre. I can barely suppress my gag reflex in anticipation.”
And somewhere up above Andrew will be smiling!!
March 3rd, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Adam C;
“The most breathtaking aspect of this whole Rushbo controversy is that…”
“Breathtaking” rings a bell, a good blow job is always “breathtaking” depending on devotion.
Or as Richard Belzer (“Munch” Law and Order, SVU) once said.
“Unwed mothers need to suck dick more often”.
Whats even more ironic is these moochers are probably studying to be OBGYNs.
March 3rd, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Our president is a such a junk yard dog lecher. At least Bill Clinton didn’t publicize phone calls to loose college coeds.
March 3rd, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Bill Clinton was as Limp as Klo’s Noodle.
Every one of his victims was conned for oral sex because he couldn’t Get It Up. The ‘Blue GAP Dress’ is evidence that this pig was into giving ‘facials’ to young interns.
This ‘man’ is a Democrat Icon.
(In fairness, some pardon must be given for who he is married to)
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Rushbo just walked it back.. From the AP:
“Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh apologized to Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke on Saturday for calling her a “slut,” among other things.
In a written statement on his website, Limbaugh said he did not mean to make a personal attack on Fluke.
“My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir,” Limbaugh said in the statement. “I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices.”
Limbaugh was under pressure to apologize, as advertisers were pulling ads from his show, and prominent Republicans—including the GOP presidential field—condemned his comments.
Fluke has been at the center of a national debate over contraception. Barred from testifying before a Congressional committee last month, Fluke later testified before a panel of Democratic House members. At issue is a compromise that President Obama reached about how religious institutions provide contraception coverage for their employees.
On Friday, Obama called Fluke to express his support.
Limbaugh defended his opinion in his apology statement.
“I think it is absolutely absurd that during these very serious political times, we are discussing personal sexual recreational activities before members of Congress,” Limbaugh said. “I personally do not agree that American citizens should pay for these social activities. What happened to personal responsibility and accountability? Where do we draw the line?”"
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:41 pm
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang:
Rush Limbaugh is just mad that some people want to get meds by using actual prescriptions.
and
Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport :
Getting an apology from Rush Limbaugh is like getting an apology from an obese demented drug addict.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Gurgles Adam C as he swirls the drain
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:49 pm
OMG, you are all idiots.
You are either ON birth control or you are off it, period.
If you have sex 1000 time a week or once a year, you take the same amount of birth control pills. You guys (and I’m assuming you are all men) don’t seem to grasp that fact. Same cost.
Calling anyone who is on birth control a slut it crazy. 98% of all sexually active women Catholic would be considered a slut. Not to mention all the women who are on the pill for non-birth control reasons.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:50 pm
As usual, Adam, you miss the whole point. First, Rush has nothing to apologize for, because he is an ‘entertainer’, just like Bill Maher, John Stewart, Dave Letterman and all those other Lefty entertainers who slam Conservatives routinely with every vile connotation.
Secondly, Obama, the Democrats and their Media allies are the ones that have made this a political issue. Mainly to deflect the Obama administration’s War on Religion and War on Free Markets. Toss in War on the Constitution, too!
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Obama should be apologizing to the American people, Adam. Not Rush. You would think that Obama would not mind, since he has no problem apologizing to our enemies.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:52 pm
These are funny too:
LOLGOP @LOLGOP:
Thank you, Limbaugh and O’Reilly, for making it perfectly clear that what you’re against is women enjoying the same freedom as men.
and
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt:
I feel bad for Rush Limbaugh’s oxy dealer’s cell phone today.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:54 pm
AndyZ: Yeah, there’s a war on religion like their is a war on Xmas..
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:56 pm
What you are not grasping, Adam is that Sandra Fluke has essentially lied to Congress, though perhaps not in a legal sense, since the Pelosi panel was not an actual committee.
If she wanted birth control pills, she could easily get for much less than $1000 per year. Her whole game is to attack Georgetown U. and the Jesuit order that runs it.
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Between the Dr’s visits and other ancillary things around getting a prescription drug (don’t forget this are drugs that have to be monitored by a doctor) the $1000 dollar a each price tag sounds about right.
A someone who has two children I can tell you that is a heck of a lot cheaper than child birth and it allows these women to finish law school.
Oh yeah, all women are sluts and whores and are not entitled to the such things.
As a former Catholic, f*#k them. They are a corrupt institution. They should take their tax exempt status and STFU.
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:57 pm
Yes, Adam, women are not entitled to free birth control. Want to know why?
Because Nobody is entitled to anything!
I realize that may be too deep of a concept for you to grasp, but there it is!
March 3rd, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Adam, you need to be more sensitive to the needs of slutty women. There are many more birth control methods than cycle pills. Diaphrams wear out. Rubbers are not reusable, you dirty dirty man. RU-486 pills, hello Adam. For the calendar method, best to buy several calendars all over the house at varying angles, and maybe in favorite public places. And abortions are, of course, a form of birth control. Sluts really do cost more, Adam.
March 3rd, 2012 at 5:48 pm
“Because Nobody is entitled to anything!”
That about covers it!!!
March 3rd, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Next thing you know they’ll want paid breaks so they can jerk off.
Its very therapeutic in some forms of depression
Whos buyin the lube tonight ?
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:42 pm
What Next ? Free Knee Pads ? Breast Implants ?
I think I’ll go over by Tulane Law School on Monday just to see if the girls are wearing FMP’s.