Across America, we are seeing signs of discontent as Black Friday sales shoppers turn violent after three years of Barack Obama and his failed economic policies. At a Wal Mart in Los Angeles, one woman was so desperate for bargains she pepper sprayed fellow shoppers and areas of the store where she wanted to seize the best merchandise. In another store, a melee ensued as Obama-weary citizens fought each other to obtain waffle makers priced at $2 each. In upstate New York, two women were injured over night when a fight broke out at a Wal Mart electronics department. In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, a woman was shot and robbed at a Wal Mart. In North Carolina, police were forced to use pepper spray to break up a group of unruly shoppers at a Wal Mart in Kinston. Gunfire erupted at a mall near Fayetteville, NC, resulting in no injuries and police searching for two suspects.
So this is the end result of three years of Barack Obama. A stagnant economy, high unemployment and the threat of higher taxes and being forced to buy health insurance. Its enough to drive a nation crazy. Combine this with the hysteria of Black Friday sales and we have a recipe for widespread mayhem. People are being squeezed by higher gasoline prices, food prices and tax burdens. Democrats only wish to raise the cost of living even more by shutting down needed coal-fueled power plants and increasing tax rates on the productive Middle Class.
To think that people have become so desperate for bargains that they now resort to using violence to obtain waffle irons, X-Box games and Barbie dolls is clearly a sign of the failure of the Obama administration. Incidents of pepper spray in LA Wal-Marts, as well as fights and brawls at other stores across the nation show that people are hurting after three years of Barack Obama. What can we expect to see next if this pattern continues? Or worse yet, what will we see happen if Obama is reelected? Will the whole country devolve into total anarchy?









November 25th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Tying Black Friday violence to Obama? This site IS a parody – it HAS to be. Nobody is that retarded.
Black Friday has created violent eruptions long before Obama. Idiots. You can thank our sheep-minded consumerist society for the violent events.
November 25th, 2011 at 9:01 am
I think there is a huge sense of entitlement in the US now. Much of the violence we see at Occupy Events, Black Friday, and college campuses is the result. People want their free stuff, from college educations, to health care, to retirement benefits, to big screen TVs. And they’re pissed off if they can’t have them!
The idea that you have to go to work and put in some effort and planning is lost to many in the current generation.
November 25th, 2011 at 9:11 am
Snow Crash: this happened because shoppers knew that Obama WOULD be prez!
November 25th, 2011 at 10:04 am
Muck,
The Occupy events have nothing to do with free handouts and everything to do with corporations controlling politics, corruption, etc. I know Fox likes to spin it into an entitlement thing, but it just isn’t. It has absolutely nothing to do with entitlements.
Also, Black Friday has absolutely nothing to do with people feeling entitled to free things. That’s just a ridiculous, baseless blanket-statement. Everybody likes to save a buck, and BF has nothing to do with politics. My parents do the BF thing every single year – in fact last night they started at Walmart at 10:00, and they had their whole agenda planned out – did the all-night thing. My parents are as Republican as they come.
Also, tying BF violence to Obama shows a great lack of mental reasoning. BF has been known as “Black Eye Friday” for awhile now, violent eruptions happen every year. It has nothing to do with Obama and to think that it does just shows a great lack of mental stability.
November 25th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
It’s official: This site *IS* a clever parody.
Fess up, Andrew. What’s the deal- you work for dailykos or something? Moveon.org? I’m surprised the real conservatives haven’t come here to rip you a new one for making fun of them.
Now that I finally get what this site’s all about.. it’s actually pretty subversively funny.
Can I get an account to start some stories too? I have some amusing “war on christmas” ideas for the holidays. (spoiler–one involves obama accidentally ordering an assassination at the north pole!! HAR!)
November 25th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Gee, I could swear all I heard for 8 years was how it was Bush fault for everything wrong and how the anxiety hes causing was responsible for all the stupidest sht one could think of.
But I will say this much, the lines at the two food banks I work at are longer than they’ve ever been.
I make my rounds to the various markets and shops picking overstock or things ready to expire.
The amount of perfectly good food that gets thrown out every day is ridiculous and disgusting.
It aint Bush, it aint Obama, its us.
At some point we need to wise up and stop being so fcking litigating sue happy.
I see tons, LITERALLY “TONS” of food get thrown our because it past the “sell date” not “the expiration date”, the “sell date”.
If frozen much of this food is able to be thawed, cooked and served months later.
But our society and our standards keep us in this mindset that the cup of Yoplait is going to turn into arsenic 3 seconds after the sell date.
So it gets tossed.
Most perishables that have an expiration date will perfectly edible up to two weeks later, if frozen on the spot, 6 months later.
But no, everyones so fcking sue happy or doesnt a goddam thing about food so millions go starving as we literally throw out tons and tons of perfectly good food everyday.
Sometimes we have to look around and stop blaming the president whether he sucks or not.
We have to look at ourselves.
This waste has been going on for decades.
Can you imagine watching 200 lbs of Sirloin, cold cuts, cheeses, slightly damaged produce, all get tossed everyday.
If any of you saw what I see everyday you would be really really pi$$ed off at these fcking idiots who will stand in line all fcking nite for an IPOD while just a few blocks away some kid will be starving because the grocery store is covering its costs by jacking up its prices because all the sht they threw out yesterday because of spoiled ass holes like us.
And the store cant sell it at a discount, they’re afraid, because one of us fckin idiots will sue the store if we get sick even though it wasnt the food that caused it.
Used to be when the cheese got moldy you cut off the mold and jack up the price a couple cents.
These days they just throw the whole fckin brick out.
And we wonder why were up sht creek
November 25th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
No kidding, Micky!
For 8 years and then some, all we heard was:
“It rained too hard last night, must be George Bush’s fault.”
“There’s chocolate in my peanut butter, it must be George Bush’s fault.”
“My newspaper has a torn page, it must be George Bush’s fault.”
“My cat coughed up a fur ball, it’s that Dick Cheney and Halliburton’s fault.”
November 25th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Obama has split America more than any other president. He plays the class warfare card nearly every day. He continues to scare senior citizens and blame Republicans for wanting to cut Medicare when his own Obama-Care plan cut $500 Billion out of it. Obama’s policies have discouraged economic growth and entrepreneurship. Not to mention driven up the price of the energy we use in all forms.
So yes, it is very easy to connect the panic and anger exhibited during these Black Friday incidents with Obama. People are frustrated and that is why we are seeing this violence. Obama is a primary source for their frustration.
November 25th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Good grief ! Am I coming down with Alzheimer’s or something ?
Been missing a lota words lately.
Theres no doubt Barrys been the most fcked president I’ve ever seen.
But if we act like liberals and sit on our asses and blame him were no better.
To be the victim of someone elses intelligence is acceptable.
But to be the victim of a flaming retard is something I’m not ready to be.
Its getting to the point where VI’m bringing stuff home from the food bank for myself.
A couple years ago between me and my wife we were doing fine, and the future looked fairly secure also.
Well, our 409s have been getting chipped away at slowly for 3 years now to where they’re only worth half what they used to be against a dollar that was worth 20 cents more.
My boy might end up going to some community college, the fckin house is worth 30% less, no ones income has increased in three years because our customers are in the same hole were in.
The only thing regulating and taxing the fck out of the big boys is going to is to make things worse for them and IT WILL TRICKLE DOWN TO US 99% ers !
I’m not going to blame him for retards at Best Buy.
But then again, lets not forget the days when a loaf of bread cost a barrel full of money and you had to guard it with your life.
There was one man who was responsible for that kind of tension.
He had a “New Deal” for us all.
So yeah, stampedes at sales, not so much(the pepper spray was a damn good sign) I will blame him for a lot of under lying tension everywhere in the community. Heh, half these people arent even Christmas shopping, they want the deals for themselves.
Everyone comes out of the bank, the gas station, the supermarket, a lot less happier than they used to.
November 25th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Snork Rash hasn’t been the same since he got cold cocked in the parking lot for his Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Carries a can of peccer spay wherever he goes, now.
November 25th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Snork Rash just hasn’t been the same since he got cold-cocked over a Tickle-Me-Elmo.
November 25th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
testes
November 25th, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Something is eating my comment.
November 25th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Obama has split America more than any other president. (This is a lie.)
He plays the class warfare card nearly every day. (This is a lie.)
He continues to scare senior citizens and blame Republicans for wanting to cut Medicare when his own Obama-Care plan cut $500 Billion out of it. (A double lie.)
Obama’s policies have discouraged economic growth and entrepreneurship. (Another lie.)
Not to mention driven up the price of the energy we use in all forms. (This is a lie.)
He’s a black man. That’s not a lie. Maybe this is the connection between Obama and Black Friday which is in Andrew’s mind.
November 25th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
Ghost !!!
Sounds like you need to view a few video clips.
The Tale Of The Tape, Does Not Lie.
But Hey ! Maybe I’m just bitterly clinging to the facts.
November 25th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
So yes, it is very easy to connect the panic and anger exhibited during these Black Friday incidents with Obama. People are frustrated and that is why we are seeing this violence. Obama is a primary source for their frustration.
You’re a moron.
November 25th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
In 2006 there were multiple stampedes that left many people injured in Torrence, CA, there were beatings at a Best Buy in Roanoke, VA and an incident in TX where people went insane snatching up water and coffee makers. In 2005 a pregnant woman was injured in a stampede.
Well, that must be Bush’s fault then, right? Hah.
Andy, you’re either an idiot or a troll (or both). Also, yeah people did blame Bush for everything – and those guys are morons, too. Good on you for sinking to that level, right?
November 25th, 2011 at 5:58 pm
SnowedCrash is a racist….using words like “retarded” and “moron”
Dialing Marc Rich/Eric Holder’s office to report this BIAS!!!
ROFL
and BillyRay goes golfing again……..
November 25th, 2011 at 6:10 pm
Hey Snow.
Are you trying to say the most powerful man in the world or any leader of any nation cant have an effect on a populations morale ?
Cuz if you are, you’re really dumb
Sure, black Fridays always been a clusterfck of idiots.
But lets just say that the clusterfck is as fcked up as they’ve always been but a little worse this year because the effect the mans policies have had on them, there jobs, and loved ones can be added to an already chaotic situation.
Theres just one or two more guys in that crowd that are unemployed as opposed to last years crowd.
They’ve got less money, surrounded by lots of people whos dollar is worth less, all under a little more strain because of an ailing economy and mounting pressures as opposed to years before.
It happens, a society gets to a point where it only takes one slight incident to start a civil war.
Fckin people are using pepper spray, getting stabbed.
It gets a little worse every year for the last 3.
In huge mobs of any occasion its very very likely that the man who sets the tone of that communities behavior can be a contribution to an already hostile situation.
Now, if you scroll up, I also told everyone were responsible for our own actions and theres things we just shouldn’t do.
But our surroundings and contributors can be held to certain level of responsibility also.
I’ll give you an example.
Have you ever seen anyone of our politicians get in a fist fight on the floor of the Congress, or all hell break loose in a riot like in Singpore, Taiwan, etc… ?
The way things are going I wouldnt surprised any day now if Boehner just walked up and cold c0cked Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
And its only reasonable to lay some blame on the guy whos making everything so fckin hard to get done
November 25th, 2011 at 6:21 pm
I know one thing.
I’m not as happy as I was 4 years ago.
And I havent done anything wrong really.
It has dawned on me that now, with this ass hole running things, I’m not retiring at 60, or even 65.
Its dawned upon me that I’m probably going to have to work til I die.
I do blame Obama for a good part of it because in the 30 years I’ve been planning my life no one has had a more negative effect on it in less time than Barack Obama.
These fck heads did this to me when I was 6 years old also.
Once a week they’d make me hide under my desk because we might get nuked.
Oh yeah, trust me, a president can fck up your day/life very easily
November 25th, 2011 at 6:44 pm
SnowedCrash is a racist….using words like “retarded” and “moron”
“Retarded” and “moron” have nothing to do with race. It’s evident you’re a moron.
But lets just say that the clusterfck is as fcked up as they’ve always been but a little worse this year because the effect the mans policies have had on them, there jobs, and loved ones can be added to an already chaotic situation
Well, 2006 was really bad for BF stampedes and such. Damn Bush!
November 25th, 2011 at 6:52 pm
It has dawned on me that now, with this ass hole running things, I’m not retiring at 60, or even 65.
And why is that? What profound actions has Obama taken to affect your retiring age?
Boehner wants to raise the retiring age to 70.
November 25th, 2011 at 7:19 pm
“nd why is that? What profound actions has Obama taken to affect your retiring age?”
ts got nothing to do with what Boehner wants. But he probably knows as well azs the rest of us that not only will our dollars be worth less there wont be enough in the fund for all of us.
Its that simple.
If you look at inflation to pay ray ratios during the last 30 years its fairly easy to guage how much of what you’ll need for how long.
Not anymore.
All the math has to change because of one man spending 3 times more than the rest in half the time.
My house is part of my retirement.
Its worth has dropped as opposed to increased.
Fckin real estate in Hawaii.
My 401 keeps tanking at this rate it will not be there when I’m 65.
SS will probably be no existent
And so I will probably have to work.
My banker, accountant and myself have already began to reformulate our portfolios based on taxation and inflation no one had expected or could foresee 5 years ago.
Its happening now.
The dollar we pay 40 cents on to borrow are worth half what they used to be.
Do the math.
Gold is climbing at historical rates.
My son already owes Barack 30,000.00 dollars, and hes sixteen, and might not even be able to get his own place when he wants.
Everything has gone up, our pay stays the same.
WHERE DO YOU THINK THE DIFFERENCE COMES FROM ?
MY EQUITY, MY SAVINGS, MY CREDIT CARDS, MY STASH ARE ALL GETTING HAMMERED ASS HOLE !
Boehner wants to raise the age because your fckin boy wonder spent it all.
Yeah, you bet your ass this idiot has created some tension, like nothing I’ve ever seen.
Even during Carter I wasnt this scared. Our biggest problems then was the oil he said would vanish from earth in the next 15 years and a little scuffle with Iran.
My best years in the last 30 have been the ones where Bush was in office and a few years previous to that under Clinton.
Barack is a fckin disaster that needs to go asap
Hes had this fcker for 3 years now and you just cant blame anyone after all that time and attempts without sounding like real idiot.
At some point he has to own it and the time is here.
Enough is enough.
Dont ever, ever, ever, ask me again what actions Obama has taken to affect my retirement without sounding like an absolute clueless twit
got it ?
November 25th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
@ Mick
I couldn’t agree more….but the moonbats have their standards. 8 fricking years of them screaming how “unintelligent” Bush was…calling him “Hitler”….making fun of everytime he did a “Bush-ism” BUT OH NO…we can’t say anything about the holy grail of BillyRay. (insert 57 states here)
Food prices soaring/property taxes up while the value of homes decline/unemployment benefits (yeah freeloaders should have 2 years)
and on and on while this country goes into a “ditch”.
Well who the F*** is driving?
BarryO is.
The buck stops there.
Yes a president can “fck” up your day/life very easily….
But after SlickBilly—I learned a great lesson…NO President will EVER punish MY achievements so I applaud the term “we straight”
November 25th, 2011 at 7:28 pm
The housing market was well on the decline as Barry took office. Change your investments on your 401K – my 401K is actually doing really well. I went the high risk route, but it paid off. The stock markets aren’t that bad Mick, and that’s what drives 401K. Since gold is climbing, invest in that. Gold is typically a good investment anyways.