No wonder heaven is for virgins. Osama Bin Laden’s 27 year old son has married a 51 year old English granny who has been married five times already. The happy woman is named Jane Felix-Browne and she is pleased as punch to marry Omar Bin Laden.
As you can see from the photo, he is simply The Bomb.
A couple quick questions:
1. Do you think that key is for her chastity belt?
2. How much beer is a traditional wife allowed to drink?
While it is her 5th marriage, it is Omar Bin Laden’s 2nd marriage concurrently. “Yes, I am married to a Saudi woman from an honorable Arab family and I live a happy life with her,” he said.
“She [Jane Felix-Browne] has agreed to my (second) marriage. Polygamy is not strange in our Arab and Islamic society” he said.
Citing an example from the life of Islam’s Prophet Muhammad and his first wife, Omar bin Laden said the age difference with his new spouse was not an issue.
“The Prophet had married Khadija, the mother of the faithful, when he was twenty and she was forty,” he pointed out.
So where have all the virgins gone?
July 16th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Ok- the girl looks like Hillary Clinton with black hair. She’s appealing to the Native-American in her.
The guy looks like Obama in the face with a beard. The legs are of John Edwards. The chest – I just can’t place.
My tip for 2008 – Beware of Osama, Obama, and Hillary’s mama.
July 16th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I meant Osama, Obama, and Chelsea’s mama.
July 16th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Huh…well…guess she has…experience, anyway. Say, is that a beer he’s drinking, too? I thought alcohol was a big no-no in islam? Could it be bottled water or something? So wife #2 is in the bag, maybe #3 will be, oh, I dunno, like, 9 years old or something. Sorta balance things out, maybe.
This is kinda funny. It’ll be changed soon, probably, but it is still sorta amusing:
“A spokesperson for the British Consulate said Omar bin Laden’s application (for a visa to visit #2 – me add) was rejected because he had failed to provide them with his father’s permanent address…”
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/topstories_story_192110413.html
July 26th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
1.The Prophet had married Khadija, the mother of the faithful, when he was twenty five , not twenty
2.IM1 he’s drinking 7up. u need glasses
July 26th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
So – I need glasses?
‘K – of the rose-colored variety, perhaps?
1.7up. Alrighty – good call. With my Mr. Magoo-like inattention to detail I missed the obvious, evidently. Guess I’ll never be quoted after being introduced as “international softdrink identification expert ______ says:”
Another dream bites the dust.
“The Prophet had married Khadija, the mother of the faithful, when he was twenty five , not twenty”
2.Ok – 25, not 20. Got it. As you are obviously rightly concerned with the ages involved in muhammed’s marriages being correct, maybe you might be willing to make sure I have the ages right in the following? Muhammed consummated his marriage to Aisha (one of his several wives) when he was about 53 and she was about 9. Is that correct? If so, I gotta say, I’m just not ok with that. 53-year-old men having sex with 9-year-old girls. Sorry, guess I got a little hangup with that one. How, exactly, is that justified?
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:40 am
Hi fans
I’m also looking for an aged woman if possible between the ages of 45 – 50 to marry. I’m single and would love to live a full life with a conscious woman who needs to do away with loneliness for that matter.
Just send me your contact if you’re really interested. I’m a Christian.