Scientists in Hawaii were baffled by the discovery of a new underwater species they are calling an “Octosquid.”

The unusual sea creature was discovered in Hawaii trapped in the filter for a deep-sea pipeline that pumped water to the surface. It has been temporarily classified in the scientific genus Mastigoteuthis.

The Octosquid is half squid and half octopus, making it just as two-faced as the average Democrat politician.

In fact, with the spindly arms of Barack Obama, and the rubbery ass of Hillary Clinton, consider the Octosquid as a metaphor for the probably Democratic presidential ticket in 2008.

And that is our political science report.