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There were more delicious hints of off-camera hanky panky on Dancing with the Stars this week. The lusty romance of Willa Ford and her sleeping partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, were famously chronicled in week 2 as reported earlier in our archives, but now we have another partnership doing more than dancing.

Any Willa Ford and Maksim dance would be dutifully posted here, but the idiots at ABC are leaving us in the lurch. And worst of all, she was cut from the show tonight. We’ll have to settle for this photo of Willa Ford and the secret portal to more. Of course, we’ve featured Willa and Maksim dances twice already on our previous recaps so you can search for those here at RightLinx.

Week 2 was the show that also featured the scandalous wardrobe malfunction by Monique Coleman. Monique Coleman is looking good herself, and she is definitely not doing it with her partner, LouisVan Amstel — my gaydar outed Louis in week 1. So we can all be glad that Monique is still available for those manly men batting for the home team. Which leads us right into Monique Coleman and Louis Van Amstel dancing the waltz during the prior week on Dancing with the Stars:

The surprise this week were hints of debauchery between favorites Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff. They are a hot couple to watch dance, and week 5 was no different. As usual, RightLinx scoured all sources for video of their dance, but came up empty. Instead, here is Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff dancing an energetic tango from week 3.

Joey Lawrence with partner Edyta Sliwinska were great as usual. Emmitt Smith and parther Cheryl Burke, who is the best professional dancer on the show and won it last year, were excellent. I would post either of these dances if Dancing with the Stars had the same appreciation for fans that I do. But they just aren’t making them available to us, their loyal audience!

I would also gladly post the ridiculous dance by Jerry Springer, who made a laughing stock of himself as if he wasn’t already. All I can really say is that Jerry Springer, with an open lounge shirt slit down to his navel, looked like one of his typical guests. Jerry should have faced the guillotine, but once again was spared. And that is unfair to Willa Ford and Maksim, but hey, that’s show business.

Since ABC is so stingy with their tape, here is the dufous Jerry Springer and his springy partner Kym Johnson dancing the tango in week 3. After watching, you will agree that Kym is keeping the old boy in the match.

And don’t miss this video by ABC.