A lawyer today actually told me with a straight face and very seriously, that a long-time conservative friend of his from college wound up practicing an area of law which heavily used the Constitution, and thus had to have given up his conservative bent, as conservatives aren’t able to justify the Constitution with their beliefs!

This conversation along with continuing exchanges I’ve had below with our resident trolls led me to this post.

Let’s find out what your definitions of “Conservative” vs. “Liberal” might be.

I will start with the following reply to one of our trolls:

Liberal: open-minded, progressive, educated, benign, peaceful, self-righteous enough to be allowed to call conservatives names.

Conservative: racists, anti-human, cold-blooded, cold-hearted, ignorant, ill-educated,…. fill me in on the ones I’ve missed, ***. I wish to be educated by thy lofty intelligence….

Of course, your’s could be serious or funny, but lets omit the expletives and keep it clean!

I can’t wait to see what y’all come up with.