Despite last week’s “naked Chinese” caption contest ranking #1 in Google searches, participation underperformed expectations, so we are retiring all naked caption contests for the next two weeks. We turn instead to American Idol to save our stats.

“Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson are photographed during the final of “American Idol” in Hollywood, California May 23, 2007.” Congratulations to Antonella Barba Sanjaya Malakar Jordin Sparks for her big win!

Welcome to our Thursday photo caption contest at Right Pundits.

Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced next Thursday. Can you handle a full week of suspense?

The winners for last week’s contest are below the fold, a giant victory rivaled only by Jordin Sparks win on American Idol.

The Winners !!!

First Prize:
Cowboy Blob says:
Doggie Madonna, tigers at your teats,
best to feed the kittens than be Chinese eats…
[with apologies to the Beatles]

Second Prize:
Wyatt Earp says:
“Cripes, I feel like Paris Hilton!�?

Third Prize:
Elliott says:
Whew, what a night I must of had.

Battle of the contests:
(more coming soon!)

Willisms just wants someone to puck.

Gone Rick is all wet!

Bagel Blogger is under the sheets.

Outside the Beltway likes Bush.

Wizbang! has something.

Bullwinkle is energized.

Cowboy Blob has the crabs.

Brainfuel is dry.

Electric Venom likes Harry.

Sharpshooters is keeping us abreast.

OTC Caption Jam (Sat)

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