We have all the videos from this week’s Dancing with the Stars show. Already we are missing Sara Evans.
Our scientific scoring model which shall remain secret for now, predicts that Jerry Springer and Kym Johnson will finally be cut tonight. For all of our sake, let’s hope that the model works. We love Kym, but Jerry Springer has got to go.
Dance the Jive in Week 6
This was Cheryl Burke and Emmitt Smith’s best week. And that’s a good thing, because the costumes worked, the energy worked, everything worked. Cheryl Burke is great, ain’t she?
Dance the Mambo in Week 6
Another good performance by the favorites, Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff, although this one wasn’t my favorite. Why do chick’s like Mario’s dimples so much?
Dance the Samba in Week 6
The judges didn’t like it, citing boring technical mumbo jumbo about what a constitutes a true Samba. Nobody cares what they have to say. I liked it. Especially I liked Monique Coleman’s outfit and her over-oiled body. She’s pretty hot, and to me this was their most entertaining dance. And based on my predictive model, Monique Coleman and Louis Van Amstel are safe this week.
Dance the Rumba in Week 6
Edyta Sliwinska somehow always manages to show the most skin without looking cheap. Mrs. McCain says it is her posture that keeps her at the high end of the elegant scale. For whatever reason, she is becoming one of my favorites, just behind Cheryl. Joey Lawrence is a nervous weasely guy, and I don’t think that their dance this week was as good as past performances. All the white in their costumes just wasn’t working. Based on our predictive model, Joey and Edyta are the next most likely to get cut if Jerry and Kym don’t go.
Dance the Paso Noble in Week 6
Last and certainly least is Jerry Springer and Kym Johnson. I love the music from Carmen. I continue to hate Jerry Springer. Sorry Kym that you got stuck with such a clod. Let’s hope that our predictive model is right so that Jerry Springer gets gonged this week.
We’ll have the interview with Sara Evans in a post tomorrow.
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