No, it’s not your mother-in-law or your teenage daughter’s next date! It’s the blobfish! Officially known as Psychrolutes marcidus, these ghastly looking fish lives deep in the ocean off the coast of Australia and Tasmania. The blobfish is named as such due to it’s body being mostly a gelatinous mass that has a density much less than water. This gives it the ability to live in the crushing pressures of the deep ocean.
How deep you ask? Photos have been taken of live blobfish in their natural environment by robotic ROVs at depths of over 9,000 feet. That is nearly double the depth of the BP oil well that was leaking oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Scientists first discovered the blobfish several years ago but they are rarely ever seen up close and personal. With a face like it’s, who can blame us?
At such depths, the pressure is staggering. But thanks to the gelatinous mass of the blobfish, it can just float around without hardly moving a muscle. That is to say, if it has any muscles? But the blobfish doesn’t need muscles anyway. They pretty much just float about without expending any energy.
So lazy is this fish that it just swallows whatever edible matter that happens to float by in front of it! The blobfish is apparently not a very choosy diner. Not that it starves. There are plenty of other fish and other living things at such deep depths. Most of such creatures are about as odd looking as the blobfish, too!
But we should give some credit where credit is due. The blobfish is a patient beast. According to scientists, the female blobfish will stay put and sit, or float, right above the spot where she lays her eggs until they hatch. Of course, Nature being a cruel master, the mother blobfish winds up eating most of her own young should they get too close to her mouth.
For the lucky few whom the current manages to float away, young blobfish will eventually grow to an adult length of about 12 inches. Unfortunately, the blobfish may be an endangered species. Conservationists fear that deep sea bottom trawling being conducted by Australian and New Zealand fishing boats are impacting the blobfish environment. One has to wonder if the blobfish inspired Tom Wilson when he created the ‘Ziggy’ comic strip?
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August 11th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
saddens me that nobody cares for the blobfish. Just look at that face! He needs friends…, love…
August 11th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Blobfish bares a striking resemblance to Michelle Obama.
August 11th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Pelosi still has the ugly crown in my book!
But darned if it couldn’t pass for Barney Frank
August 11th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I’m with you, Andy Z.
He’s jusa cute liddle fulla, who needs to be lubbed.
August 11th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
I think Robbie’s right. The blobfish does bare some resemblance to Barney Frank!
August 11th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
LOOKS LIKE HARRY REID…
August 11th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
That looks like the leftovers from my circumcision
August 11th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I opened a Calamari restaraunt with that sucker.
It kept growing
August 12th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
OK – how bout we compromise – its the leftover circumcision parts from Barney Frank’s calamari.
August 12th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Yeah, he does look like the only fcker that could wear his teeth down eating squid to the point that he looks toothless.
Ever notice how he looks like he always forgets his dentures ? Like a tootless crack ho.