I can officially say that my mind’s eye has been blinded. Taiwanese animators recreated Al Gore’s massage incident much to the dismay of everyone who has seen it or anyone who will have the misfortune of seeing it. Since I do care about our readers, I must heed you fair warning before you watch the video below. It will stay with you.

I wrote earlier about an alleged incident in a Portland hotel between Al Gore and a massage therapist who claimed Mr. Gore wanted more than what she was prepared to give. For the record, I think the allegation is a bunch of pap. Gore is a lot of things but “sex crazed poodle” probably isn’t one of them.

But thanks to Taiwanese animators, Al Gore’s massage incident has been recreated just so you and I don’t have to sit around and imagine what it was like. Now nobody can ever say that the Taiwanese people haven’t contributed to the betterment of society.

Just a couple of things about the video itself before we move along; first, they didn’t make Gore nearly heavy enough. I guess it’s hard to animate fat people or something. Secondly, can anyone enlighten me as to what the heck the George W. Bush, Pink angle is? You’ll have to watch to know what I’m talking about.

I’d like to give a shout out to the Taiwanese animators. Recreating Al Gore’s massage incident will probably go down as one of the truly great humanitarian acts of kindness in history; as if the population at large ever wanted to know what Gore looks like in a bathrobe.