If you’re a man in Indonesia you have a choice to make. If you want to be a police officer, there’s something you must abstain from. There is a penis enlargement police ban in effect for those wanting to apply for the Indonesian police force. Evidently the unnatural state of enlarged penises hinders training.

The police chief says that during the application process, the applicant will be asked if his “vital organ” has been enlarged. If the answer is yes, he’ll be told in no uncertain terms that he is unfit for police duty.

At first a penis enlargement police ban seems excessive; but evidently the “procedure” is widespread enough that it’s become a problem for the Indonesian police force. The penis enlargement procedure there is not like here in the United States.

Would be enhancers uses a technique that has obviously been around for some time. He takes leaves from the “gatal-gatal” tree sometimes affectionately known as the “itchy” tree and wraps his penis until it swells up, much like a bee sting. One word comes to mind…..ouch!

So you see Indonesians have a choice to make; police work or starring in “Boogey Nights II.” As long as the penis enlargement police ban is in effect, you can’t do both. Makes you wonder though, how long has this practice been popular? At what age do Indonesians begin to practice this? Didn’t Obama live in Indonesia when he was a kid? I’m just saying.