In a breakthrough for the stodgy old Muslim world, a daring publisher has produced the first weekly issue of “Muslim Chick” magazine. Braving protests and fire-bombings by overly-possessive Muslim men, Muslim Chick magazine has hit the newsstands everywhere. One thing is for sure, there probably aren’t any photos of virgins in this magazine.

The current issue includes:

-The top 10 positions for making love in a veil.

-How to seduce your man while his other virgins are sleeping.

-Is it kosher to eat dates on a first date?

Hat tip: Hammer Uncut. Check out their blog. It is very funny.