Are you just aching to see Tiger Woods new Nike commercial? The video is coming out so tell us what you think of putting Tiger Woods back to work. The king of shanks and woodies is back!
Apparently Woods is fully recovered from an undisclosed addiction which may have produced a miraculous cure after just a few days in a treatment center. It is widely assumed that he was being clinically treated for acute sexual addiction to everything from his gabillion mistresses to the 18th hole at Pebble Beach.
So the king of golf is back which gives Nike a new opportunity to seize upon the publicity. They are one of the holdout advertisers who decided not to dump him when his manly fortitude was revealed to the tabloids by a litany of cocktail waitresses, hookers, porn stars, and your sister.
The new ad will reportedly feature Tiger Woods in his own backyard. Hopefully he will not be ducking from rocks hurled over the fence by grumpy neighbors and mistresses alike.
Not that I am one to begrudge a man his bread but isn’t it a little soon for a cure? Or does it matter as long as he can golf? He is a sports star after all and perhaps nobody should expect them to be more than cads.
Clearly in the Obama recession we need Tiger Woods paying his fair share of taxes. His endorsement deals are mostly canceled so the federal government is losing millions of dollars to pay for free health care for millionaires like Tiger Woods. Might as well put him to work and collect what we can before he retires early from exhaustion.
So now see an old Nike ad below and tell us what you think of the world’s best golfer. Note that Tiger Woods new Nike commercial has not been released so you cannot see that video yet.