The hottest selling T-shirt in Los Angeles is now the “Team Sandra”, bought by those to show support for Academy Awarding winning actress, Sandra Bullock. The ever-growing sex scandal of her husband, Jesse James and his extra-marital affairs keeps mounting as more mistresses come forward. Pardon the pun. His infidelity story first exploded over an alleged affair with Michelle “Nazi-Tattoo-Girl” McGee. Now, another has surfaced, Melissa Smith, who’s photos now are on the Internet. US Today magazine now reveals that James routinely trolled the Internet, inviting more tattooed women to meet with him at his bike shop. The National Enquirer now puts the count at 11 different women. TMZ reports that an ex-employee, a female executive of West Coast Choppers, filed a sexual harassment suit against the company and James in 2007 for $725,000!
The big winner, of course, in all of this, is Tiger Woods. Now, his infidelity will slowly submerge into the dust behind James and his chopper. You have to figure that Sandra Bullock must have had some inkling, albeit tattoo ink, that something was up? Especially considering the law suit from 2007. Jesse James, who has apologized publicly, claims he was lonely when Sandra was away shooting movies and such. Does somebody have a violin handy?
There’s no excuse for James. He had it all and threw it all away. Once again, we see the folly of those who think they have a higher claim to morality and feel they are beyond consequences. For those of who saw his appearances when he was a contestant on last season’s “Celebrity Apprentice”, James made a long speech to Dennis Rodman about his own struggles with alcoholism. Apparently, Jesse just shifted his dependency from booze to sex. Where’s that violin?
So, yes, I plan on buying a “Team Sandra” T-shirt when available here in Michigan. Sandra Bullock will come out of this just fine. To Jesse James, I say, may a thousand locusts eat away your body art and your business fail. Get yourself a bottle of Jack or Turkey, and find some other tattooed bimbo. Don’t mind me if I step on your pathetic soul. You, Jesse James, and all your mistresses, Melissa Smith, Michelle McGee and the rest, are all losers. Big, tattooed adulterating losers! That’s my opinion.