Here is Right Pundits list of New Year’s resolutions for Barack Obama. We hope that the president will consider them in his quest to improve both his performance in office and his respect among the American people. Add your own ideas to guide the commander in chief in the comments.

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Last year the president promised to be a better father and a better husband, no doubt in appreciation of Michelle Obama’s sensational interview in Ladies’ Home Journal in which she hinted about marital infidelities. He also promised not to be timid with fears of losing public support, and to make a real difference in the lives of the American people. You can hear those promises at the end of the video below from the Iowa debate.

This is a Right Pundits open talk thread where you can discuss this topic of any other of your choosing but I am talking about good New Year resolutions for the president of the United States in 2010.

1. I will stop smoking tobacco products and anything else at the top of the closet.

2. I will take responsibility for my administration rather than blaming George Bush for all the problems that I created or made worse.

3. I will stop bowing to kings and princes, recognizing the wisdom of our founding father and confirmed by MLK that all men are created equal.

4. I will veto the health care bill. It was just a joke that spiraled out of control. Don’t know what I was doing there.

5. I will get my hands out of the pockets of every American. I will stop sacking their children and grandchildren with socialist programs they don’t want.

6. I will fire Janet Napolitano and Rahm Emanuel. Time to live my words that I will be accountable for incompetence in the administration.

7. I will kick ACORN, Jeremiah Wright, Al Sharpton, and William Ayers out of the Lincoln bedroom.

8. I will say the words “war on terror” just once to see how it feels. The American people will appreciate me for waking up out of the fog of pacifism.

9. I will stop accepting awards I don’t deserve. When I am nominated for a 2010 Oscar for a film I haven’t made yet I will politely decline the gratuity.

10. I will eat like a man. Eating foie gras and arugula is not improving my skinny physique.

So there you have it, our list of New Year’s resolutions for Barack Obama. As you consider the video of Obama’s broken New Year’s resolutions for last year, tell us what we missed on our list?