A decade ago, as we planned to enter the 21st century, there were two things that filled the news. One was Y2K, which threatened to move us all back to the Stone Age; the other was what name would the new decade have.

As I sit here, sharpening my rock attached to a stick with my brand new electric sander, I’m starting to feel less concerned that Y2K will EVER occur. So, for sure, one of my New Years’ resolutions will be to toss out all of my handmade tools. As far as the name of the decade that just ended, I don’t think we ever got around to it.

But I decided, for the upcoming 10 years, I’m gonna throw my nomination in the ring. I’ve decided that an appropriate name would be the ‘Tense Teens.’