For those who just cannot get enough of the Tiger Woods scandal here is a complete news summary of Tiger Woods’ mistresses for your education. Or maybe you have just been living in a cave when it comes to Tiger Woods news?
Pictures: Mindy Lawton, Jamie Jungers, Cori Rist, Jaimee Grubbers, Kalika Moquin, and Rachel Uchitel. Photos not present: Holly Sampson, Joslyn James, Loredana Jolie, Julie Postle, and Theresa Rodgers.
So here is your complete list of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, car crash news, advertisers, missing wedding rings, marriage counseling news, and who exactly is moving out of the house. Rumors on the internet are hard to distinguish from facts when it comes to Tiger Woods updates but they sure can be fun.
Watching the Tiger Woods scandal unfold is almost as fun as watching the Democrats on Capitol Hill fall apart on the health care bill or Barack Obama’s approval rating falling to 44%. Almost but not as quite. While there is only one primary victim of the Tiger Woods scandal, his elegant wife Elin, we can all be victims of the socialist agenda now enveloping Washington DC.
Chronology of the Tiger Woods Scandal:
It all began with a Tiger Woods car crash in the wee hours of the morning in November. The car crash photos became viral on the net. You can see them here.
Lo’ and behold we learned that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren may or may not have taken a golf club to his face. They claim she was prying her doting husband from the car. The smashed back window was a curiosity of the car crash, they say. Read more here.
Rumor was she confronted them about Tiger Woods’ affairs. What affairs we wondered? That question would soon be answered, and answered, and answered again. We are up to 14 women who have claimed to be one of the Tiger Woods mistresses, some of them anonymously through news sources. We cannot possibly believe all of these she-devils, but here is the complete list of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. Photos are all over the internet.
1. Rachel Uchitel, the woman who started in all. She is mistress #1.
2. Jaimee Grubbs, who is a bartender in Studio City, California. She claims to have the voicemail messages and text messages (hundreds of them) to prove it.
3. Kalika Moquin who is a Las Vegas nightclub executive who was quick to be forgotten as the porn stars soon followed.
4. Jamie Jungers who is a Las Vegas model and party girl. She told the tabloids that Tiger Woods likes wild, crazy sex.
5. Mindy Lawton who is a mere waitress who claims that Tiger Woods is well-endowed in his putter.
6. Cori Rist of New York who is now divorced and going through a custody dispute with her husband who claims to have proof of wire money transfers from Tiger Woods to Cori Rist.
7. Holly Sampson who is a blond porn star and the first Tiger Woods porn actress to claim his manliness.
8. Joslyn James, otherwise known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels in porn films. Enough said.
9. Loredana Jolie who Hollywood madam Michelle Braun says is a high-paid prostitute who Tiger Woods liked to hook up with in threesomes.
10. Julie Postle a young cocktail waitress who now lives in Houston, Texas.
11. Theresa Rodgers who in her mid-40s is an old Tiger Woods mistress by is standards.
12,13,14.. and three others unidentified by name in the tabloids.
As Tiger Woods scandal unfolded, admissions to Tiger Wood’s girlfriends because more and more clear as the days wore on. At first he simply asked for privacy. Next he admitted to unnamed indiscretions in his personal life. And finally what the world had already come to believe, he admitted to marital infidelity. Tiger Woods cheating? Who knew.
Meanwhile Tiger Woods nude photos have supposedly surfaced at Playgirl magazine which examined them for authenticity but declined to publish the naked pictures. As far as we know they did not make public their judgment on whether the images are real or fake.
Don’t forget about the sex tape and sex photos. Whether or not they actually exist, Tiger Woods got a court injunction in the United Kingdom to block their release, just in case they do.
Tiger Woods may have moved out of his own house. His wife may or may not have bought a mansion on a remote Swedish Island somewhere in the middle of nowhere. She may have moved down the street out of the house already. They might be in marriage counseling. She might have stopped wearing her wedding ring. Child protective services may or may not have visited the house to check on the kids welfare. All of these news updates in the Tiger Woods scandal are merely rumors with a ring of truth to them given what we know.
We do know for sure that Tiger Woods’ mother-in-law was rushed to the hospital with stomach problems. May be due to stress. May be due to food poisoning. She probably wishes she were back in Sweden.
Lastly we are learning that Tiger Woods’ advertisers are pulling out as fast as he pulls out of his pants. The list includes Accenture PLC, Gillette, and AT&T. Nike is publicly standing by him.
Regardless Tiger Woods announced he would quit golf for at least several months. He had to repair the damage in his family relationship.
Where will the Tiger Woods scandal lead next? Reconciliation or divorce from his wife? Sex addiction counseling? Your guess is as good as mine.
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