Governor Sanford, Senator Ensign and former Senator and presidential candidate John Edwards just can’t get enough publicity, according to the Saturday Night Live crew. Tiger Woods and his glamorous love affairs are driving the media coverage. Not fair, since Edwards even has a love child. Poor South Carolina Governor had to go all the way to Argentina to find a soul mate, Senator Ensign allegedly found a job for his mistress’s husband but folks don’t want to listen the boring sessions of some ethics commission. Instead the ratings spike when elite escort service girls are spilling news about Tiger Woods’s sex habits. “Did he wear a condom?” tops the FAQ list. Hello! John Edwards has a love child. Anybody?