What the heck is it with thugs and tyrants? Despite their inclination to control and rule over everyone and everything, they seem to have an affinity to tell you how to live a long and healthy life. Vladimir Putin’s Hip-Hop party speech about healthy living comes on the same day his buddy Hugo Chavez’s diet techniques hits the air.
The KGB’s favorite son Vladimir Putin attended the “Battle for Respect” awards for Hip-Hop, an awards show presented by Muz TV; the Russian equivalent of MTV. The Hip-Hop crowd was so pumped to see Putin that they chanted “Respect Vladimir Vladimirovich”.
Evidently Hip-Hop in Russia has the same stigma that it does here in the States, you know the whole violence, money, women are ho’s thing. Putin came on stage to present some of the awards and had a little Hip-Hop party all of his own.
Vladimir Putin’s Hip-Hop party came complete with the obligatory stay off drugs spiel. When he took the stage he told them:
“I do not think that ‘top-rock’ or ‘down-rock’ breakdance technique is compatible with alcohol or drugs,” Putin told cheering hip-hoppers who responded with chants of “Respect, Vladimir Vladimirovich”.
I have no idea what ‘top-rock’ or ‘down-rock’ is, I’ll defer to Putin on that one. Maybe Vladimir Putin’s Hip-Hop party is an attempt to be more like Obama. Isn’t Barry friends with Ludacris? And didn’t Dr. Dre just cuss Rush Limbaugh defending Obama? Putin’s just looking for some street cred, that’s all. Obama’s already got his.
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November 14th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
They truly believe that Russian rap is better then the imperialistic rap
I find Putin to be sexier than Obama - I also think Dart Vader is sexy
November 14th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Maybe they will make a Real World and put him on that too.
November 15th, 2009 at 2:53 am
the phrase “nappy headed ho’s” rings a bell
but then so does the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:00 am
I find Putin to be sexier than Obama- Ellie
me too ellie. obama is a metro-sexual, while putin is a “man’s man. “
November 15th, 2009 at 7:27 am
Tim, you right about it - Obama was posing naked on a beach in Hawaii, waves of the ocean on the background. It was almost like somebody phtoshoped Pamela Anderson out of the picture and put Obama on it.
Putin on the other hand posed naked in Siberia - the place where Russian Czars send their enemies in exile for centuries. Putin was naked dancing with the ghosts of the enemies, on a horse /made the picture horsier/ in camouflage pants and boots /armed with a bid knife/. And this tough figure was talking to a child. How cute - makes the hormones flowing
November 15th, 2009 at 7:30 am
I think Obama’s bowing series of pictures were sexier then his Hawaii cheesy one. He is showing some butt bowing to the Saudi King and bowing to the Emperor of Japan.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
OK I’ll admit he looks really cool in that photo.