Here’s a lovely story to get your dirty little minds working. Seems that an appeals court has thrown out a prostitution case in which an informant in Pennsylvania engaged in government funded sex. Prostitution charges were thrown out when it was determined the man went back four times, was given money for sex by troopers plus another $180 dollars for his trouble. Hey, where can I get a gig like that?

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The incident happened in Allentown, Pennsylvania; government funded sex apparently is grounds for having a prostitution charge dropped. If any of you out there are running a bordello, over or under the table, try and make sure your clients are being funded by local law enforcement.

The accused prostitute, Sun Cha Chon, works at a Shiatsu spa where she allegedly engages in more than just massages. But no worries for Ms. Chon, all charges against her were dropped when her “client” kept coming back to the trough with tax payer dollars.

The informant in this case made the initial contact with Pennsylvania police, saying he had been propositioned at the Shiatsu spa for sex. Maybe it was his plan all along, maybe he was a little strapped for cash. Or maybe he was married and figured the “cops made me do it” argument would keep him out of hot water with his wife. Who knows? From the Daily Item in Pennsylvania:

“It is difficult to imagine how this informant could have been so offended, and yet proceed to engage in oral and sexual intercourse with the two women in this case and laugh about it with the investigating troopers after each occasion,” wrote Judge John T. Bender for the three-judge Superior Court panel.

I’m with the judge on that one.

The Lehigh County judge said the man was sent back four times to partake in what he called a “smorgasbord of sexual activity”. That paints a pretty mental picture, now doesn’t it? Unfortunately for authorities in Pennsylvania, government funded sex isn’t the way to take down a madam.