You can file this one under the greatest speech evah at the United Nations. To paraphrase Obi Wan Kenobi, the UN, the greatest collection of scum and villany, today produced one of the all-time highlights in comedy, strangeness and idiocy, all in the form of one speech given by the big “Mo” Qaddafi. In his first appearance in 40 years Qaddafi goes into many strange and esoteric subjects and takes a whopping 96 minutes. People should have gotten up in protest to the sheer parliamentary ballsiness of such a move by the “King of kings” as he was introduced (snicker).

So, what did he spend his time pontificating about? Well, he chastised the UN for failing to prevent “65 wars” since 1945, mused about the woes of jetlag and moving the UN headquarters from New York (be my guest), and called for the permanent election of Obama as life-long leader of the United States. Obama was quick to respond “you mean I’m not already elected for life?”

Qaddafi also called (somewhat incoherently) for the investigation into the assassinations of JFK and MLK. It was a very strange scene and I’m not quite sure to make of his whole rambling diatribe. In fact, I think the principal from the movie Billy Madison said it best:

Mr. Qaddafi, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Hot Air makes the great point that Obama can’t ever seem to catch a break with his “biggest speech ever”. First he’s upstaged by Joe Wilson, now Qaddafi goes whacky and steals Obama’s thunder. Even his fellow thugs won’t cooperate with the man.

Here’s some video of the highlights from the show I call the Greatest Fraud on Earth: