President Obama has invited Professor Henry Gates and Sgt. James Crowley to the White House for a beer so they can talk about things and get to know each other after Gates was arrested for disorderly conduct. In honor of the occasion Right Pundits presents the Barack Obama Top Ten List: Ten things you won’t hear from President Obama.
President Obama Top Ten List
I would have never thought President Obama to be a beer drinker given the crowd he hangs out with, but I guess a White Sox fan can get away with that no problem. See the list below the jump and make your suggestions to add to the Barack Obama Top Ten List in the comments below. Or talk about whatever you want today.
10. So who wanted the Pale Ale?
9. Did we forget to invite Bill and the interns?
8. Does anyone want to show me how a Taser works?
7. So, Prof. Gates, are you going to be the new chair of the Harvard Criminal Justice Department?
6. Do you guys think that I should trade in Air Force One through the “Cash For Clunkers” program?
5. Does anyone want to prank call Dick Cheney?
4. Alright, flip a coin, heads I read this 1000 pages of legislation, tails I make Rahm do it.
3. Do you guys think this desk is big enough for Beer Pong?
2. Yes, I fully support stimulating the economy through tax cuts.
1. Do either one of you guys know how to fix a broken teleprompter?
Here’s another Top Ten List from then Sen. Obama during the campaign.
Barack Obama Top Ten List
Alright, that’s my list. Feel free to add your own suggestions to the Barack Obama Top Ten List: Ten things you won’t hear from President Obama during his sit-down with Sgt. Crowley and Prof. Gates.
July 29th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
yes, i can just hear obama putting on a little barry white to get chewbacca in the mood …
whatever you do with the open threads make it stand out, so that visitors see it right away …
actually i was not the only one to mention the 4 or 5 threads on the front page with only a few comments each as being a problem. it makes the site look dead. having an active open thread would at least let people know it is alive and active.
July 29th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
that makes a lot of sense.
chewbacca was one of the good guys, not of the dark side. don’t insult famous movie actors by associating them with Michelle Obutta.
July 30th, 2009 at 4:28 am
The Obama Train is fueled by bio-fuels (horses*it) and has a back-up system of windpower powered by Biden’s mouth and/or the windmills on the Kennedy Compound.
July 30th, 2009 at 4:53 am
Hate the Irish?
Funny, my great-uncle was a cop of Irish ancestry. He used to call the police force Irish welfare.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:48 am
McCain you are a RWORD against yourself. You need counseling man. Can you sue yourself and win?
Serourly, the best way to re-impress your kids is to admit you broke the speed law and teach them there are always consequences for our actions. Sometimes good and sometime bad. But always there are consequences. Seeing that Daddy can admit when he is wrong will do more for them then you will know.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Joe Biden had a non-alcoholic Bucklers beer! Ha! Ha! Ha!
July 30th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Actually, that Bucklers is pretty good beer. Probably a good thing that hair plugs isn’t imbibing.
July 30th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Ha! Ha! Then we’d really have a loose cannon on our hands! Oh boy…3 1/2 more years of fun to go.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Were the bottles opened at the table or before arriving at the table ?
There could be anything from koolaide to Absinthe in those bottles.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Okay, I got ahead of myself.
I just realized they had mugs only after seeing them on the news every freaking five minutes today. But still, I didnt catch if mugs arrived at the table or the bottles and mugs arrived together and were poured at the table.
Anyway. I guess it really doesnt matter. When I found out the SOB was drinking Bud Light it cleared alot of things up for me.