Do Fat People Cause Global Warming?
As if Al Gore weren’t rich enough! Now he’s figured out yet another way to get ‘carbon footprint offsets’. A new study coming out of the United Kingdom (from researchers at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine) has determined that fat people cause global warming! Yowser! Get on the treadmill! I can see a new fat tax coming down the road. Do you think the Obama Administration will charge by the pound?
Perhaps solutions to the fat global warming problem will be to ration food or just go straight into extermination of fatties.
Glenn Beck thinks that Sumo wrestlers are very nervous about now.
In other news ….
My Pet Jawa is taking note that waterboarding saved Los Angeles. Is that a good thing?
Dr. Sanity says that the left is united in hate with America’s foes.
The Tygrrrr Express dares to imply that the Radical gays are aggressors, not victims. Actually, he comes right out and says it. Will Perez Hilton have a go at Eric tomorrow?
The Hedgehog Report is taking on Obama over the DC school voucher program. Apparently he has sided with politics rather than principle on this issue. Well, on a lot of issues. Does this surprise anyone? Surely not.
Ever hear of the tiny nation of Eritrea? I knooowwww! But Obama is threatening them with American military action. That’s what our good friend William Teach at the Pirate’s Cove is telling us. Can he do that without approval from the U.N.? Doesn’t he need to get a consensus of world nations before sending American troops into a little itsy-bitsy nation? Is that the right nation to attack? How does he know? Is he sure? What if he kills civilians and he went to the wrong place and attacked the wrong nation!! My, its hard being in charge, isn’t it democrats?
Newsbusters is wondering if Meghan McCain is the future of the GOP. Huh? Sorry, I lost my train of thought there for a minute.
Michelle Malkin is reporting that our Homeland Security expert Janet Napolitno, you know, the one that’s supposed to be on alert to make sure our borders are safe. She says that illegally crossing the border isn’t illegal! Who knew! I wonder why I need a passport to go to Mexico now? I used to didn’t. Why do I need a passport to go to Europe now? I mean, if crossing borders isn’t illegal and we are all one big happy world and all. I think I’ll pop over to Spain for a visit and stay a year or 20 and see how that goes over. Hola Janet. By the way, has anyone else noticed the eerie resemblance between Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano? I’m not saying anything about it … just making an observation.
Speaking of being fat and causing global warming to get worse. What do you think of that? I mean, fat people sweat more and that could impact the environment I guess. They eat more, which makes farmers have to farm more. They might use their big SUVs more rather than walking or riding their bikes somewhere. They take up more space. All in all. I think by all means, all fat people should send money to Al Gore to relieve their guilt over being fat. That will solve the problem, obviously.
Not to mention, there are some seriously disturbing photos being made of them.
Do Fat People Cause Global Warming? - Photos
Do Fat People Cause Global Warming? - Video
April 21st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I noted that you sent a ping back response to my article of fat people causing global warming. I love you blog. Is it possible to explain how to set up like that for my blog? It has to increase hits right? Appreciate any help, Jim
April 21st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Watch out Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell!
April 21st, 2009 at 2:45 pm
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April 21st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
it is so true too … if you believe in global warming.
overweight people and especially meat eaters cause way way way more pollution and green house gasses than vegetarians. it is not even close.
April 21st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
This is stupid and dangerous in that it calls population into the picture because two normal people effect the environment as much as one overweight person does, right ?
If they gey away with this crap whats next ? Will we only be allowed 1 child per marriage ?
More reasons to go ahead with social engineering ?
This crap makes me sick.
April 21st, 2009 at 5:30 pm
In Germany, they came first for the Communists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist;
And then they came for the trade unionists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist;
And then they came for the Jews, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew;
And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time there was no one left to speak up.
April 21st, 2009 at 5:36 pm
No but people with fat heads deny that global warming is real, like…that Rush guy?
April 21st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
If you have ever been in a room with a bunch of fat bikers (like me) who have just pigged out on a big Mexican meal and a couple of pitcher’s of beer apiece you would know they are a threat to the atmosphere.
April 21st, 2009 at 6:36 pm
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April 21st, 2009 at 7:16 pm
If this is true, then Al Gore is pumping carbon into the air as we speak! Look at that picture! Geez!
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:08 am
Obviously I think you global-warming deniers are misdirected, but I have to admit it is damn funny put Al Gore’s picture up with this story.
Shana: your paranoia is showing
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 am
I don’t know which is worst. People like Algore that preach one thing but lives another or the poor dumb sheep that give their money to Algore thinking they are saving the world.
I live in Nashville. I would like to auction Algore to any of you chicken little global warming nuts.
I will donate all the proceeds to me. Let’s start the bid for Algore at $250,000.
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 am
“No but people with fat heads deny that global warming is real, like…that Rush guy?”
People with no heads believe it
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:01 am
People who believe every word spoken from a any politian buy this global warming crap.
They also think the Dems tell the truth and Reps are liars, old people haters, black haters, kid haters, like dirty air and water, like to go to war, (WWII, Korea and Vietnam were Dem Presidents), and that we are the stupid ones.
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Shannon Bell - I was thinking the exact same thing about Algore! Funny!
Question: Does BO’s cigarette exhaust increast his carbon footprint?
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I can’t believe our taxes are used to pay stupid people coming with this simple 2+2=4 equation…
Is that what research is all about nowadays?
Counting cows farts?
I am overweight, I don’t drive and I don’t eat more than once a day…
How about putting the blame on the real fat cats or pigs who ruined our economy?
I really doubt a 20-stone poor Detroit worker driving a toyota does more harm to the planet than a rich fit boy driving a hummer, bentley, private jet or whatever he fancies…
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:41 am
I listen to what scientists say about global warming. People getting their science information from politicians or pundits should be ignored.
Also, what’s with “Algore” instead of “Al Gore”? I see several people doing it, so I think I’m missing a joke (like Barry in Charge).
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:30 pm
This is a very interesting site, I found this information elsewhere and posted it with my editorial. I’m going to put you on my blog Roll keep up the great work let’s get our country back.
There are 535 of them, they work for us, they are bankrupting millions of us with their brain dead tried and failed policies. Thanks, Jim