I guess this chap really needed to have his “necessary room” closeby after drinking iFosters lagar in the pub. This story comes to us from Sky News in the UK:

Relief For Male Customers
Updated: 14:36, Tuesday January 09, 2007

A man who stole a urinal from a pub toilet has handed himself in, police have said.
The 42-year-old went to Salisbury police station – with the urinal – and was given a caution.
He told officers he had taken the toilet from the Royal Oak pub in Southampton, Hampshire, last month as a “souvenir”.
He went into the pub, ordered half a pint of lager, and then spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl from the wall.

He then stuffed it in a rucksack and left the pub but was caught on CCTV.

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