People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has asked the kings of ice cream, Ben and Jerry’s, to use human breast milk for ice cream. Read about it below.
PETA has reached out to the Vermont ice cream entrepreneurs Ben and Jerry’s, requesting that they start using human breast milk to make their ice cream and other dairy products. Their concern in large part is for the cows. It seems that cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy. Therefore, dairy farmers keep their cows artificially pregnant every nine months to keep them producing milk. Of course, PETA goes on to describe what a terrible life these cows have, being forced into a cycle of pregnancy and lactation constantly. Being a woman, I’m thinking of the mood swings the cows must be going through!
Actually, PETA’s argument for using nursing mothers rather than milking cows for dairy products makes sense in many ways. I certainly agree with the value and health benefits of a mother’s milk …. for babies. We all know that babies who are breast feed have fewer allergies and are healthier in general. I just have a bit of a problem thinking about drinking some other woman’s milk in my dairy products. Does it seem odd that would bother me more than drinking a cow’s milk? I don’t know if its odd or not, but it seems that way to me.
PETA reminds us that no other animal in the world drinks the milk of another species. Okay, I hear ya. But we’ve been drinking the milk of cows and goats since the beginning of time, pretty much.
Still it bothers me to drink breast milk or to know that the ice cream and milk shakes I drink might be made with breast milk. There are all sorts of questions that come to my mind. How will the milk be pasteurized? Will there be a government office overseeing the milking process for cleanliness and testing samples to ensure there are no diseases in the milk?
Here’s the real question. Who will milk the … mothers? Are there enough nursing mothers in the world to supply the world’s milk needs? Will they go to donation centers? Will all nursing mothers be required to go to dormitories so that their milk can be harvested? What about the nursing baby? Will he/she get his/her share of the mother’s milk?
Well, I suppose the bigger vision is one thing and working out the details is quite another thing. Regardless, Ben and Jerry’s politely declined.
“We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child.”
I’m betting that PETA’s letter made the rounds of the office and probably got framed and put in Ben or Jerry’s office. Maybe they made a copy so they could both have it in their offices.
Even as nice as they were about turning PETA down, it doesn’t mean PETA is letting it go. They are asking people for input on their idea on their website.
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September 24th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
We at Mother’s Milk Ice Cream Company would like to applaud PETA for this campaign. We have successfully used this business model since 2001 with delicious results. Please refer to our website for more information:
http://www.bio.miami.edu/muscarella/mothersmilkicecream.html
September 24th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Chip – out of curiosity – how do you harvest the mother’s milk?
September 24th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I was fully expecting a scathing attack on PETA since it is to the left of center.
Thank you for humbling me.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
oh puke.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
you don’t have to be a mother to have breastmilk. You could induce lactation without ever getting pregnant just by nipple stimulation
September 24th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
“You could induce lactation without ever getting pregnant just by nipple stimulation”
ummmmmm … not true. i know.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
but … though i would not want to have anyone’s milk myself …
i would not hesitate to give mine to a baby cow if it needed some … that is … if i had milk to spare.
my inlaws (hubby’s uncle) has a small dairy farm. the cows don’t mind. they seem to like getting milked. as a vegetarian i’m not against milk.
now … sending the cow to the butcher when it gets old … that i do have a problem with.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I don’t have a problem with drinking cow’s milk. I can understand PETA’s position since many dairy cows are treated horribly. My husband and I buy our milk from a local dairy. The cows are treated humanely. We’ve visited the farm, and the cows graze in large pastures, with access to woods and an artificial pond for water. The calves are kept with their moms for a few weeks, instead of being separated after a day or two, which many dairies do.
I don’t have a problem with people eating meat or drinking milk. Animals kill each other in the wild, and I think human beings evolved or were created to consume animal products as well. However, I have a huge problem with cruelty. Again, my husband and I only buy our meat, milk, eggs, etc., from sources which we know are humane – we visit local farms and make sure the conditions are good for the animals.
In addition to helping us feel better about the meat and milk we consume, we are also getting healthier food. Animals that are well treated are less stressed, and therefore they are healthier animals. they don’t need mega doses of antibiotics. the meat or milk is more nutrient rich, and we have found that it tastes better. it’s a win-win situation – the animals lead a happy life and we eat more nutritious and delicious food. We do pay about 15-20% more but we save money by eating out a lot less and eating healthy home-cooking more than many American families.
September 24th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
once i was given an organic ham …
it said something like,
“at our farm we treat our animals very well … before we kill them”
September 25th, 2008 at 4:02 am
Remember the tirade that Heather Mills went on awhile back about how she felt it was bizarre and wrong for people to drink milk. I think she was attributing global warming to people drinking milk – or some such nonsense. It was good for a laugh or two.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
by nipple stimulation I mean letting baby suckle at your breast or using a breast pump for 30 minutes at a time, several times a day. Google “inducing lactation” and you will see what I’m talking about
September 25th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
laura – why would someone want to lactate if they don’t have to. Plus, can you really get milk if you haven’t been pregnant. That just seems odd to me. AND, what a pain that would be!!!!
Of course, I suppose it would be less expensive than breast enhancement surgery.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
“by nipple stimulation I mean letting baby suckle at your breast or using a breast pump for 30 minutes at a time, several times a day.’
well … i have lots of experience at nipple stimulation … and if it worked, i’d have my own brand of cheese … and my breasts would be covered in red wax …
ok ok … my nipple stimulation was not conducted under what we’d call, “laboratory conditions” …
but i’d like to think of it as more like extensive field experience …
September 25th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
30 minutes at a time? check … at least
several times a day? not unless my hubby learns to run faster … i’m pretty quick, and agile … or … if there was a magnum pi marathon on tv …
oh that magnum … thomas as he likes me to call him … we’ve had a passionate affair since i was 13.
September 25th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Beth there are lots of reasons! a person would probably induce lactation if they were adopting a baby, or wanted to help a baby whose mother couldn’t lactate. There are also some people with breastfeeding fetishes
September 25th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
i mentoned this before, but
doctor: if you want to have a child you should have sex at least twice a week
hubby: at LEAST twice a week?
doctor: yes, three times or every other day would be better
hubby: i see … hmmmm
lisab: um … honey
hubby: you say, every other day?
doctor: the more the better …
lisab: ummmm … honey, the doctor is very busy …
hubby: four or five times would be more than every other day …
doctor: yes, that would be good …
lisab: i’m outta here …
hubby: that WOULD be good … what about every day … you know … just to be sure
doctor: well … just to be sure …
(car starts … tires squeal … lisa burns rubber out of the parking lot)
September 25th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
and if nipple stimulation alone isn’t working for you, you could also try natural herbs and drugs or hormone injection.
You CAN induce lactation without getting pregnant!
September 25th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
laura,
i was just joking … i have heard of this before
and actually, i’ve heard that you can get drugs that will cause you to lactate
birth control pills basically trick your body into thinking you are pregnant anyway …
ummmmm … or so i’ve heard … from a … ummmm … friend … who wasn’t catholic … yeah … that’s the ticket … i heard it from a protestant friend … who … ummmm … was using them to regulate her cycle … yeah …
September 25th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
That makes me wonder, if humans can induce lactation…why can’t cows do it too? So they don’t have to be forced into a cycle of pregnancy
September 25th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I have also heard that men can produce breastmilk. Now that’s odd!
September 25th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
well … because cows need to produce more cows. dairy cows only live about 15 years, and a dairy farm has about a hundred cows.
soooo … they need to have baby cows just to replace their losses.
my hubby’s uncle is a dairy farmer.
oh and the cows don’t seem to mind … the cow calf combo though is a pain. one of the few times i have seen my hubby lose it is when a calf and cow got separated on two sides of a barbed wire fence. the mother would not walk back to the hole in the fence and the baby tried to go through the fence.
hubby and his cousin had … um … scratches … rarely have i seen him so angry
September 25th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
i have heard some men could too, but just a few drops, not like women
and i heard that most non-pregnant women can only induce half or at most 3/4ths of normal milk production
September 25th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
new born babies … that are not thrown into the trash … can also lactate
this is known as witch’s milk
September 26th, 2008 at 3:55 am
Well – now that y’all are mentioning it – I knew SOME of that. I know about ‘witch’s milk’ – the babies still have the mama’s hormones for a while after birth and sometimes lactate.
The birth control thing – now that you mention it – I’d forgotten about that.
I am one of those ppl that never had to THINK about lactating. Which I suppose is fortunate – however, it can be very embarrassing for a 20 something year old new mother who is trying to get all gussied up and go out with her newly huge mammary glands. If I could have just kept those! I wonder if that would work rather than having breast enhancement surgery???