The man responsible for your shampoo being confiscated at the airport has been found guilty in a British court of conspiring to commit mass murder. Abdulla Ahmed Ali planned to detonate homemade liquid bombs, prompting the TSA and other security agencies around the world to take away hairspray from teenage girls.
Gas terminals, oil refineries, the electricity grid and airports were on the list of targets for Ali and his gang.
On his arrest, he was found carrying an elaborate and damning blueprint for the plot, scrawled in a battered pocket diary. Airport security arrangements and details of flights, including the seven highlighted services, were discovered on a computer memory stick in another pocket.
Stay tuned for the TSA to not change the rules.