One of the most singularly interesting Olympics columns I have ever read appeared in the London Times today on August 22nd. It turns out that the Olympics Village is a lot like a DNC Convention, a wild orgy of sex and STDs.

I have sometimes wondered if the finely toned super-hot athletes who stay in the Olympic Village have sex like wild rabbits. I cannot say for sure why I’ve wondered but haven’t you? After all 66% of you think that the gymnasts would be great in bed.

Part of the wonder is no doubt the way we hear “Olympic Village” whispered on our TV screens. . The cool people just say The Village. “Are you staying in The Village? Oooooh. Lucky you.”

What those people in the know are talking about with a wink is the biggest orgy in the world occurring every four years. Olympic sex is rampant in the Olympic Village just like at the DNC Convention in Denver.

What’s this about the DNC Convention you ask? At Barack Obama’s convention things are so bad that organizers are worried about trafficking in sexual slavery occurring in Denver. Prostitutes are flying in from all over the country.

Back to the Olympic Village, the undercover story was penned by Matthew Syed, a two-time Olympic table tennis competitor and TV commentator for the Beijing Olympics. Syed describes in vivid detail what has confirmed my prurient imagination. He is a wild Olympian sex rabbit. They all are. Every last one of them, except for Misty May pictured above.

Syed’s piece is filled with confirming details such as:

“I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. ”

and…

“The swimmers finished earlier in the week and it was like there was an [sex] eruption.”

and…

“There were so many used condoms on the roof terrace of the British team’s residential block the night after the swimming concluded [in Seoul] that the British Olympic Association sent out an edict banning outdoor sex. Here in Beijing, organizers have realized that such prohibitions are about as useful as banning breathing and have handed out thousands of free condoms to the athletes. If you can’t stop ‘em, at least make it safe.”

See an amusing Olympics sex video below as you prepare to watch the DNC Convention this week.