Here is Paris Hilton’s response to the John McCain ad in which she declares herself a candidate for president and solves the energy crisis. Hilarious, I must say, although it cannot possibly help Obama. See the video and full text below.

She refers to John McCain repeatedly as that wrinkly “white-haired guy” while boldly proclaims she will “see you at the debate, bitches.” Note that she is not the first person to propose Paris Hilton for President of the United States. Vanity Fair spoofed the idea years ago.

The original McCain ad is here. You can find a lot of discussion about it, including the sleuthing work that was done to discover that Obama compared himself to Paris Hilton before John McCain ever did.

Narrator:
He’s the oldest celebrity in the world.
Like super old.
Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin
and beer was served in a bucket.
McCain, is he ready to lead?

Paris Hilton:
Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy.

I’m just hot.

But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I’m, like, totally ready to lead. So

And now I want to present my energy policy for America, just as soon as I finish this article on where I can fly to get the best tan.

Oh Maui, enough said.

Ok so here’s my energy policy. Barack [Obama]wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign oil dependancy. And McCain wants offshore drilling. Well why don’t we do a hybrid on both candidates’ ideas.

“We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick-in which will then create new jobs and energy independence.

Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pick out a Vice-President. I’m thinking Brianna.

I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. I hope that’s cool with you guys. Bye!


Paris Hilton Campaign Ad (Video)




Read a full response and enlightened discussion at the Huffington Post.