Updated article originally published July, 2008.
Here is the ferocious “Montauk Monster” in all of of her glory. See photos of the Plum Island creature, the elusive video, and join the discussion.
The mysterious creature washed up on Plum Island, a New York beach on July 29th, 2008 and was in the news again in October 2010. See the latest images here.
Speculation is rampant on the internet that the “Montauk Monster” is a space alien. Or is it a secret military project? A horrible experiment by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA)? A skinned pig? Maybe a turtle without a shell, like those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of stone-age TV.
(Update October, 2010) Alas, spoilers and cheats are declaring the Montauk monster a raccoon. They must be blind.
We here at Right Pundits believe that the “Montauk Monster” represents change, and may even offer some hope. We urge the Democratic party to nominate the Montauk creature at the convention in Denver as a comprise between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Only He, the Chosen One, can bridge the divide between the United States and Europe, between rich and poor, between Christian and Muslim, between Obama and Hillary. We continue to recommend Obama as Vice President. After all, the Montauk monster has more experience than Barack and she is sexier than Hillary. Besides, Montauk-Obama would make a catchy bumper sticker, and why would you want a woman on the bottom when she can be way up on top?
Read way too much about this evil sea creature here and see the video below which explores the Legend.
Legend of the Montauk Monster
August 1st, 2008 at 10:03 am
Andy Warhol never died. He just had some plastic surgery done. He’s looking way more vibrant and alive than he ever did.
And now back to global warming…
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
It’s a decomposed dog. Period.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am
it’s obviously a dead dog. that’s a really sad thing to put on your site, and not really funny.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
It’s obviously a monster. Everyone knows it in their heart of hearts.
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:12 pm
The entire Right Pundits viewing public thanks you for making that picture smaller.
That is all.
August 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 am
and Adobe shares went up 20%…..
Apparently Al Bore is going to blame it on global warming…
August 3rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm
The most comprehensive archive about the Montauk Monster is accessible at http://www.Montauk-Monster.com Please comment with your thoughts.
October 16th, 2010 at 5:11 am
I think it’s your mom, MCCAIN.
October 16th, 2010 at 7:16 am
McCain is absolutely right! The Montauk Monster does offer us hope for the future. As the Revolt of the Pawns unfolds during the next several election cycles, and every single current member of Congress is removed from power, the next batch of leaders will open the doors on what the Democrats have been doing for the past 90+ years.
Places like Plum Island and the secret bunkers under the Denver International Airport will open the eyes of the American people is ways unseen since the French Revolution. Hope and Change will become the norm for the next 40 years as we wander through the wilderness of national razors and purifying ourselves, disposing of evil.
Have a nice day!
October 16th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Klo..all this time I thought you were an adult. I didn’t realize you were barely out of kindergarten. Sorry I’ve been so unkind toward you. I like children, really.
October 19th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Did all the fans watch the Broncos vs. Jets this weekend? Holy cow, I believe Kyle Orton and the Orange Crush are back!