Sales of the Barack Obama condom have exploded online, and just in time for Father’s Day. This should be no surprise given the recent “baby mama” flap on FoxNews. Still, something tells us that Michelle does not approve of the Obama rubber.
The price of the Obama condom is $9.95 “per pair,” which presumably means one for your wife and one for your ‘ho. They add $3 for shipping and handling. Ewe. And what would we buy if Hillary Clinton won?
The obamacondoms.com website is run by a young businessman named Benjamin Sherman whose business is called “Practice Safe Policy.” He says that without wearing one there is “likely to be an Obama-mama in your future.”
Sales are up and are expected to stay up. All kidding aside, the business has some catchy puns so give them at least some credit for a tasteless idea done well.
“This page is safer than one of Dick Cheney’s hunting buddies! ”
“Obama’s condoms offer better protection that the secret service.”
“For a change you can believe in!”
“ObamaCondoms are strong enough to withstand the most rigid assault, light enough to penetrate the deepest trenches, AND they’re Oprah approved!*”
“I always have Obama condoms on hand for those muy importante 3am phone calls.”
“Practice safe policy.”
“Experience not necessary.”
“Use with good judgement.”
While no presidential candidate should be left behind, we can safely report that John McCain’s rubber is lagging in sales on mccaincondoms.com. “Old but not expired” is apparently uninspiring to youth when it just takes hope to get lucky. The press has falsely reported that these rubbers are used.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Something has to hold those ears down
June 12th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
mccain sells viagra
June 12th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
That was Bob Dole
June 12th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Only in America.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
How about Bill Clinton condoms. “No more stains.”
Or David Vittner condoms. “The no-stick condom.”
That woman hanging herself seemed very suspicious to me.
Or I know, Jimmy Swaggart condoms. “Praise the Lord and pass the prophylactics.”
June 16th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Blue Balled is Sexed Up Political Ad (Video)…
The democrats have had a hard time figuring out how to beat the Republican moral and ethical authority. They finally came up with an answer. Make fun of morals and ethics. Read about it below and see photos and the Blue Balled video.
Blue Balled
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September 5th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Michelle Obama is nobody’s baby’s mama. Working her way up into an Ivy League education, and then up the corporate ladder, from a working class, struggling family, Michelle Obama was married to Barack before either of them had children. Today, they are raising their children within a loving and committed relationship, in a Christian home. (Please note the picks of Obama taking his oath of office on a BIBLE, with Dick Cheney smilling at his side.) Now can we say that Palin’s pregnant 17 year old daughter is nobody’s baby’s mama? Perhaps somebody should have given that kid an Obama condom before she became the country’s most famous 17 year old “Baby Momma” for real. Oppps…I forgot…her Momma’s more of a Christian than Barack and Michelle, isn’t she?!?! Her momma doesn’t believe in teaching kids about condoms! Guess that’s why the Republican VP pick is about to be a grandmother to an unwed teen. Sheesh. Republicans never know when to stop with all their lies and hypocrisy. Palin needs to learn to manage her own household before she starts managing the country. And perhaps she’d do well to start with ordering some condoms for her own kid.
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