Scarlett Johansson is special friends with Barack Obama. In fact, she has said her heart belongs to him. Read more about it and see photos and a video below.

Scarlett Johansson loves Barack Obama. I mean, she REALLY loves him. She’s told reporters that she’s engaged to him …. she was just kidding. She told them that her heart belongs to him …. she wasn’t kidding.

I’m sure I don’t have to explain to you who Scarlett Johansson is. She’s the obligatory sexy blond movie star that is required for every democratic presidential candidate. If Hillary Clinton had been selected to be the democratic nominee, we’d have had to look to David Beckham to fill that spot. I know he’s not American, but he’s the only male blond I could think of right off the bat and he’s often on my mind. I just don’t think that Jack Bauer has the right image for Hillary.

Scarlett is beautiful, sexy and a Hollywood actress. She’s also just 23-years-old, so we can forgive her some of her youthful left leaning loonyness for the moment. Oh, and she reads and stuff! She called Politico and told them that she’s really excited that Obama has a ‘youthful core group’. She’s referring to other young Hollywood icons of morality and selflessness like Ryan Phillippe, John Legend, Anthony Kiedis, Taye Diggs, Kate Walsh and many, many others.

She and Obama email back and forth. For instance, she emailed him after his last debate with the Hildabeast in which he didn’t perform so well. Most people saw it as him having a hard time answer questions off the cuff. She emailed him to give her support and told him the questions were ‘silly’. He emailed back and said something like, ‘Yeah, they were really mean and kept pounding me with silly questions over and over and over again. They oughta ask me what to ask me cause they don’t know what to ask me and the whole thing was just silly.’ Then he had to go because his pen had leaked through his pocket protector. :sigh:

She says things have been tense in Hollywood with the split between Obama and Hillary, but that ‘of course, they are going to vote democrat’. Of course! Sheesh. Who would’ve thought otherwise. They are, after all, cool. Besides, can you imagine the grief they’d get if they were conservatives in Hollywood? That’s just not cool and they’d be drummed out of town. This is one of those situations in which they like to redefine terms. They like to see themselves as rebels, yet they do what everyone else is doing. They only associate with people who think like them and don’t rock the boat by declaring support for anyone other than who have the group’s approval.

This is all about imagining world peace, love for all mankind, doves flying through the air, butterflies and moonbeams. No disease, no problems, the government will take care of everything. Imagine there’s no Heaven, It’s easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky. Imagine all the people, Living for today, Imagine there’s no countries, It isn’t hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too. Imagine all the people, Living life in peace. You may say that I’m a dreamer, But I’m not the only one, I hope someday you’ll join us, And the world will be as one. Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man, Imagine all the people, Sharing all the world.

….. That sounds strangely familiar …..

Scarlett Johansson – Video