On June 12, you can do your part to save our planet by simply letting one rip… um, a burp that is.
Climate concerns have prompted dozens of websites to help you calculate your carbon footprint — helping people feel even more guilty about being a human being in the 21st century and to get you to buy their carbon credits.
Well grassfire.org has organized Carbon Belch Day in response to the Lieberman-Warner “Climate Security” bill that went down in flames this morning. By many accounts, it will make it back on the Senate calendar sooner rather then later.
And the Carbon Belch thing? Well grassfire.org has put the climate crowd’s calculations (along with the “official” government calculator at the EPA) to more good use by developing a “Carbon Belch Calculator.” They have identified 21 things you can do to increase your Carbon Belch — and yes, that is a good thing. There’s also a pledge and a chance to purchase carbon debits. Doesn’t a debit make more sense then a credit? Anyway, it’s easy. It’s fun. And it’s all for the great goal of saving the planet. And really, right or left, who doesn’t want to do that?
Oh and by the way, in the interest of full disclosure, I used their calculator and found that I can easily belch over 98 pounds of CO2 on that day alone. Pardon me! The average American? Belches a 41.










June 6th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Holy crap!!! My husband can save the planet all on his own! I’m going to get him a super hero outfit.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am
lmao! and what about you missy?????
June 6th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I’m a lady, zoey. And a southern lady at that. We don’t have bodily functions. It defies nature, I know, but that’s what we are taught from early baby-hood.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Wow, check this out.
The extents these global warming freaks will go to is becoming very diturbing.
It tells kids when they’re supposed to die.
http://www.abc.net.au/science/planetslayer/default.htm
June 6th, 2008 at 11:10 am
yikes! a calculator telling kids when they should die! other then the colors, i don’t know what is so human-friendly not to mention kid-friendly about that website.
good grief.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Beth.
My wife is very petite and demure.
In a couple of instances she has singed the hair off of my face.
Of course I do all the cooking so I may be partially to blame.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:39 am
lmao @ micky2
June 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
When times are hard we all find other means of entertainment.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Well - we get a LOT of entertainment around my house then - we have dogs too.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Yea, my Pug always blows the Great Dane away.
When I was a kid I gave my dog a plain alka seltzer tablet with no water. He swallowed it whole.
I laughed so hard I peed myself