Barack Obama tells group that his uncle helped liberate Auschwitz as World War II was ending. Read more and see photos and video below.
Barack Obama is all things to all people. He proved that again yesterday by telling a group of people that his uncle liberated Auschwitz and then had a nervous breakdown and stayed in an attic for six months. By telling this moving story Barack was able to let people know that he’s just another typical white American! This story lets everyone know that Barack can relate to Jews, Russians, the military, veterans, multi-generational Americans, people who were actually raised in the United States, the mentally ill, people with PTSS (post traumatic stress syndrome), the oppressed, people who have been subjected to experimental scientific studies which in a round about way translates into people he wants to have nationalized health care and people with eating disorders.
Even better, he one upped Hillary Clinton’s story about dodging snipper fire in Bosnia. I mean Bosnia ain’t nearly as dangerous as Auschwitz was back in the day.
Of course, Obama had to backtrack a little cause it turns out he ‘misspoke’ (that’s the latest buzzword that is generally interpreted as ‘lie’). It wasn’t his uncle, it was his great uncle. No big deal. A lot of people call male family members and all their mama’s boyfriends ‘uncle’. He gets a pass on that.
The thing that really got me was that his ‘uncle’ was in the Red Army!!!! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT!!!! He’s done everything and been everywhere. He grew up in Indonesia and Hawaii. He is ‘from the South side of Chicago’. His father is from Kenya and now we find out his ‘uncle’ was in the Soviet Army. GEEZZZ O PEEZZZZ. This guy really is every thing to everybody.
There are a couple of things I keep worrying about though. If his ‘uncle’ was in the attic for six months … did they feed him? Did they throw a steak up the attic stairs periodically? Where’d he go to the bathroom? A lot of the men who fought in Europe in World War II saw and participated in liberating the hundreds of camps that were sub-camps of the big concentration camps. Were they all in their respective attics after the war?
If Obama’s ‘uncle’ was Russian, then does that make Obama a Kenyan-Russian-Indonesian-American? If he has Russian DNA than that would explain his basic philosophy of, ‘From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!’. Didn’t some Russian say that?
Whoops. Turns out Obama didn’t just ‘misspeak’ about how ‘great’ his ‘uncle’ was, it turns out he ‘misspoke’ about his ‘uncle’ being the Red Army too!!! Actually, his great-uncle was in the American Army and helped liberate one of the hundreds of subcamps of Buchenwald Concentration camp which apparently really is in Germany. I kinda think Obama might shoulda googled that before he told that story ….
It doesn’t really matter. All those concentration camps are the same, right? Any of us might confuse old family stories. I can understand that. Its just odd that he doesn’t know military history. I mean, wanting to be President and all. It just seems like something you might should know a little bit about. Even I knew that Auschwitz is in Poland rather than Germany and that the Russians were involved in World War II. What do you want to bet that Obama gets a pass on that as well? Everybody will be saying that its just desperate politics to try to point out that Obama doesn’t know anything about American history and is prone to public speaking gaffes. What you should be focusing on is that McCain said Sunni when he meant Shi’a (or the other way around) and that Hillary is a chronic ‘mis-speaker’. Well, okay, she really IS a habitual ‘mis-speaker’, but you know what I mean!!!
Give Obama a pass. They just want him to be President cause it’d be cool for him to be President. It doesn’t matter what he believes in or what his experience is or who he owes political favors to. None of that is important! They just want him to be President. So shut up, sit down over there in the Amen corner, take the chewing gum out of your mouth and look at him with adoration! If someone wants to fall out while he’s talking, that’s okay too.
Obama Uncle Auschwitz Liberator – Video