“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate. “
— William Shakespeare

As long suspected by men, scientists have proven that ovulating women are going out of their way to get us into trouble. Researchers studying college women have found that women dress more hot when they are most fertile in their menstral cycle. Now we know why the babes call them f-me pumps.

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A study of young college women showed they frequently wore more fashionable or flashier clothing and jewelery when they were ovulating, as assessed by a panel of men and women looking at their photographs.

Do you think the guys on this panel got paid for their hard work?

“They tend to put on skirts instead of pants, show more skin and generally dress more fashionably,” said Martie Haselton, a communication studies and psychology expert at the University of California Los Angeles who led the study.

Is there a pill to make women ovulate permanently?

Haselton’s team had earlier reported that women were more likely to flirt and look at attractive men when ovulating.

And I thought they were after my money.