Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is still being picked on by the mean ol’ Detroit Free Press!
As I’m sure everyone knows, the Hip-Hop Mayor of Detroit is Kwame Kilpatrick and he’s been under attack by the Detroit Free Press and other conspirators for a while now. Actually, its been a looonnng while. The City County in Detroit and all sorts of other unsavory characters have been trying to get him out of office for just a few small, itsy-bitsy, little-bitty, merely human indiscretions. You tell me …. what man can say he wouldn’t get just a little drunk on that kind of power. He is only human!!!!
After all he’s been through, the Detroit Free Press has managed to get even more of the good mayor’s sexy text messages released to the public. This gives the City Counsel even more ammunition to use against Kwame.
Okay, I realize that Kwame had a long running affair with his former chief of staff, Christine Beatty. Then they fired a couple of city officials who found out about their shagging affair. I’m sure they had a PERFECTLY GOOD reason to fire the guys. Nobody can come up with a good reason other than that they were trying to cover their hinnies, but I’m sure there was one. Then they lied under oath about the whole mess. THEN those DADGUME text messages between Kwame and his lady love chief of staff came out as proof the two were lying. The people of Detroit took exception to the fact that they were paying for much of the expense of this ongoing affair. I mean … who do they think they are! He’s the MAYOR! He just charged things on his expense account. No big deal! Sheesh.
Now, today, MORE of those steamy messages have been released. People think these new messages give the City Counsel more ammunition to force Kwame to quit being the Mayor of Detroit. They think the messages show he was even lying when he said he was finally coming clean after he got caught lying. He says its just digging up old stuff that’s … heck …. that happened ages ago!!! Old news!
Kwame has done his penitence for those few minor indiscretions! He has done everything any self-respecting politician does when he gets caught with his pants down. When he couldn’t deny things any more he got his wife and went to church. He made her sit next to him while he prayed for forgiveness. There just happened to be a bunch of reporters at the church and a cross right behind Kwame’s head and he told everybody how he was turning his life around. HE EVEN CRIED!!! On camera. So there’s proof! He was really, really, really, really sorry!
Now this! Now more of the text messages are out there for the whole world to read. I don’t know why people can’t just LEAVE KWAME ALONE!!!!!
Meanwhile, I’m including some of the juvenile juicy stuff in this post. While reading the excerpts from the text messages between the Mayor of Detroit and his Chief of Staff keep in mind that these thousands of text messages are going on between the people running the city of Detroit. I’ve leaved in Detroit and, frankly, this explains a lot.
Kwame Kilpatrick (Video)
April 30th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Frame job!!!! Did you know the federal gov invented aids to make sure that Kilpatrick was impeached?
You will see both theories in the coming days.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Oh lordy. My people my people. How many times have I told my fellow black people STOP TEXTING IT LEAVES A TRAIL!!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I know, I know. Poor Kwame! He was leading the people of Detroit right into the abyss and now they followed that trail and its going to take him down.
Poor Kwame!
August 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
[...] Kilpatrick was indicted in March for lying under oath about an affair with his chief of staff and firing a police officer investigating reports of a wild party at the mayor’s mansion. I’m sure you remember the sordid details. [...]
September 1st, 2008 at 8:58 am
[...] Most people in Michigan were aware of her tenacity in seeking justice long before Kwame Kilpatrick decided she was persecuting him. At this point in time, there might be 2 people in this state that are not cheering her on (Kwame’s mom and wife). Ok maybe 3 … can’t forget the girlfriend Christine Beatty. [...]
October 12th, 2008 at 4:41 am
[...] Most people in Michigan were aware of her tenacity in seeking justice long before Kwame Kilpatrick decided she was persecuting him. At this point in time, there might be 2 people in this state that are not cheering her on (Kwame’s mom and wife). Ok maybe 3 … can’t forget the girlfriend Christine Beatty. [...]
October 29th, 2008 at 2:11 am
I blame religion and monogamy – w/ over 50% of marriages ending in divorce you would think adults would act grown up and realize monogamy doesn’t work.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:26 am
Speak for yourself Pharoah.
And be honest in the fact that 50% of marriages do work.
They used to work a lot better until liberal values desimated the true meaning of marriage.
I’m willing to bet that because of liberals tendancie to not embrace commitments, own up to responsability along with embracing secular principles they actually have a higher divorce rate than conservatives.
I could be wrong.
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