Well known conspiracy theorists, Loose Change, are preparing for the screening of their movie, Loose Change: The Final Cut. This film is for those of you who believe that our government conspired with the JOOOOSSSS to fake the events that we all thought we saw on 9/11/2001.

The screening will be held at East Stroudsburg University of Pennsylvania on May 1st at 6:30 p.m.

I hope that the movie will explain how George W. Bush is the dumbest president we’ve ever had and at the same time was able to pull off the greatest deception of all time. It was a brilliant move. He convinced most of the world that planes actually flew into the World Trade Center in New York City and caused those buildings to fall down. AS IF fire could melt steel. I heard Rosie O’Donnell on television tell us that fire couldn’t melt steel. If that’s not enough proof than you might be convinced by another actor, Charlie Sheen. He says that there is no way that those buildings were brought down by those planes! Then, of course, there’s Willie Nelson who is definitely the first guy I turn to for political insights. What more proof do you need?

The conspiracy theorists are conspiring to convince us that its the greatest illusion of all time. They hear hooves and think ‘zebras’.

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