Would you cheat on this woman? Well of course you would cheat on Democrat Debbie Stabenow, the U.S. Senator from Michigan. She is a liberal feminist who bears a typical resemblance to her dog. Her husband Tom Athans did it for $150. He was arrested for participation in a discount prostitution sting. But what else could he do but hire a hooker?
Welcome to Right Pundits’ photo caption contest where our conservative women are worth way more.
Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced next Thursday. Can you handle a full week of suspense?
Winners from last week below.
Last Week’s Winners!
(ed – I have no idea what half of our entries mean, so guessing the winners after wine and crumped forehead. In fact, the winners this week are for the most confusing entires to me, your humble and infinitely fallible host.)
1st Place – Maggie says:
……�?(Me and my shadow)
And now to repeat what I said at the start
They’ll need a large crowbar to break us apart
We’re alone but far from blue
Before we get finished, we’ll make the town roar
We’ll hit a few late spots, and then a few more
We’ll wind up at Stringy’s and maybe ? show
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!�?
2nd Place – Wyatt Earp says:
“Okay guys, say “Jooooos!�?
3rd Place – Rodney Dill says:
Sisyphus and his rock
Coveted Booby Prize – Bob Aboule
“Can you believe Romney thought he could win?�?
Top Insider Entry – BTM says:
“Not pictured – his white grandma – she is under the bus�?
More contests:
Willisms has another jilted wife.
Rodney has Elliot Spitzer’s rubber.
AT has more fallic symbols. .(What’s wrong with you people this week?)
Rick has a big wiener.
Kevin has Stabenow’s boss.
Cowboy guy has hooker and pimps.
Brainfuel has you know what.
Blonde Sagacity has Obama the Kingpin.
Wyatt has a sexy French guy, so they say.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:50 am
Pictured: Debbie, Tom, and Tom’s bitch.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
See Tom, this is how I’ll put both hands around that scrawny cheatin’ neck of yours!
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:53 am
I can’t go to bed with you, you look like my sister – we even dress alike!
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
Tom (left), pictured here with his bitches, could not resist scratching what itched.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Democrat Debbie Stabenow and her two dogs relax in happier days.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Debbie to Tom: “Remember when we got the dog fixed????”
April 4th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Weekend Caption Contest…
Right Pundits shows us a threesome!…
April 4th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Stabenow: Only $150? Gee, Spitzer paid thousands!
Fido: Arf!
Athans: That’s what I thought when I saw her but since Air America isn’t doing so well…
April 4th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Stabenow and family in a promotional photo encouraging businesses to move from New York to Michigan, where hookers only charge $150.
April 4th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Yeah, I cheated! But my wife looks like Bernie for Room 222. Gimme a Break!
April 4th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Well ! The Electoral College was called , A Mean Bitch , amd the , The Dems , DOH , prove it with the Party Logo Of Nader !
April 5th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
The Michigan A.S.P.C.A. just released this photo of three dogs looking for new homes.
April 5th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
It’s a dog eat dog world.
April 6th, 2008 at 3:45 am
A hound, a bitch, and a pooch… it’s a Disney cartoon gone horribly, horribly wrong.
J.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Who let the dogs out? ? ? ?
(I know, I know…. it’s so trite … but it belonged in the collection.)
April 6th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Tom: “I know we agreed that I would get caught with a hooker to get you re-elected, but can I have more than $150 to spend on her? You know how I dislike women with crooked teeth.”
April 6th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
“How much is that doggy in the window” – $150
April 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Kung Hee Fat Tibet , Yowzah !!