Here is the lovely Ms. Ashley Dupree, Eliot Spitzer’s happy hooker. Word is she is 105 pounds of pure lovin’ at the reasonable rate of $1000 per hour.
Welcome to Right Pundits’ photo caption contest where we use our money more conservatively.
Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced next Thursday. Can you handle a full week of suspense?
Winners from last week below.
Last Week’s Winners!
1st Place – Wyatt Earp says:
“Once you go Barack, you’ll never go back.�?
2nd Place – L Riviera says:
It’s 3:00 A.M… Do you know where Billy is?
3rd Place – Maggie says:
“Off the record, Hill, you really are a monster.�?
Top Insider Entry – BTM says:
Hillary – “Don’t ever go against the family.�?
More contests:
Willisms has Spitzer’s happy wife.
Rodney has more emperors.
AT has a cheaper Bush.
Rick has another girl with ball.
Kevin has Spitzer nude.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
how many thousand dollars did each boob cost?
March 14th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Me love you four long time.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:09 am
quote-escort-unquote
March 14th, 2008 at 3:51 am
Alexandra Dupre answers the question, “How many seconds did Eliot last?”
March 14th, 2008 at 5:56 am
If you like Ashley, text 562204 to American Hooker or call 1800-555-3456 and vote for #4.
March 14th, 2008 at 6:32 am
Peace signs and a piece.
March 14th, 2008 at 7:15 am
“I am not a crook”
March 14th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Weekend Caption Contest…
Right Pundits gets our attention, by hooker by crook….
March 14th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Would you like a peace? … for a price.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:46 am
“I took it in the pooper so now you won’t have to.”
March 14th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Jimmy Kimmel was disppointed to find that Sarah Silverman was doing a side project as Ashley Dupree.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Purse My Lips & Your Purse/My Lips
March 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Call 866-IDOLS-04 if you want to vote for Ashley
March 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Our taxes at work, and she doesn’t even have to pay taxes!
March 14th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
March 14th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5853/yahhhhtrickxb0.jpg
March 14th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Listen Up , DEMS ! My name is Funica and I’m hopefully off to Colorado to be jus’ like one fine day be like : Monica , DUH ! Ooooh , Jeez ! I jus’ blew my chance with Spitzer in doing him now known as : -De-Spite-Zer of Lil Ole Moi , Mee : WAH !
March 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Ashley proudly displays her ability to count to four.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
“Free Tibet”
March 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Wacky World Headline ( Header ) : McCain is about to give Oscar to Dupre and she wonders aloud , is : Disney going to ever give her Championship Parade to Hustlerville down Canyon Of Champions to Wall Street Junction Way ?! Yyyeahhhhhhh….. !!!!!!!!!!!