Sometimes this job is too much fun! Happy Fourth of July, folks! If you are not burnt out watching updates of Hurricane Arthur, here is a story that will tickle your toes. The Mad Diva, Joan Rivers, was caught on camera this week in the streets of New York and was asked by a reporter if America is ready for a gay president? To which Joan replied, ″We already have that with Obama. You know Michelle is a tranny.″ The reporter asked for a clarification and Joan answered, ″A transgender. We all know.″ WOAH!!! So not only is Barack Obama gay but his wife Michelle is, too? Heavens to Murgatroyd! Where is Rush Limbaugh?

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Now, seriously, there have been rumors about Barack Obama being gay for quite some time. Several people who knew him from his school days have said so and in 2008, Larry Sinclair made a big splash, in some pools, about his own experiences with Barack. As far as Michelle Obama goes, she clearly wears the pants in the White House and her relationship with the Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett is very close. Valerie has been carrying Michelle around since before she married Barack, getting Michelle cushy, high-paying jobs to support her do-little husband.

Let′s face facts, if you were married to Barack Obama, you′d have to work, too, if you wanted to eat and have a roof over your head. He′s a lazy stumble-bum more interested in smoking weed and crack and hanging out with his down-low friends. Barack Obama has never worked one productive day in his life and he certainly isn′t starting to turn over any new leaves now, with the excepting of fig leaves.

I am surprised that Joan Rivers has called Michelle Obama out as being a transgender. Adding to that Joan′s statement that, ″WE ALL KNOW″ is also very telling. It is easy to see that Michelle was born a woman but acts like a man, primarily out of necessity. Frankly, I do not begrudge her of the honor. Somebody has to ′man-up′ in that marriage and bless her heart for doing so. But what does amuse me is that once again, we get another clue, thin perhaps, that there is much about the Obama family that the Media has deliberately covered up. Here we are almost six years into his presidency and we still have been denied access to Barack′s school records. There is also the question of whether or not all of the legal steps were covered after Obama′s mother divorced her Indonesian husband, Lolo Soetoro. While most were distracted by the whole Kenyan thing, the REAL question is whether Obama is still a citizen of Indonesia after Lolo adopted him? Were all of the legal procedures processed when Barry Soetoro returned to Hawaii? One would think that records of such should exist, unless, of course, they were stored by the IRS!

So what do you think about Joan Rivers calling Barack Obama gay and Michelle a tranny? Does it tickle your funny bone? Is this not the perfect fireworks for the Fourth of July? Any way you slice it, this story is just too good to pass up as I settle in for celebrating Independence Day 2014. Would you agree with Joan that we hold these truths to be self evident, that Barack Obama is gay and Michelle is a transgender? I can hardly wait for the comments on this one!