WINNERS BELOW!

This computer screen is what almost everyone sees who attempts to sign up for Obamacare. The Affordable Care Act website has been roundly panned by computer experts and laypeople alike, an example of what happens when the government tries to solve problems that the free markets solve on their own. Almost a billion dollars was spent on technology that is 20 years old, built by bureaucrats who didn’t even do a basic stress test. With an incompetent president in the White House, is it no wonder that the minions suck too?

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced sometime next week!

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1st Place!
Tired American
“I’m so pissed! Let’s get out of here. I’m going to use my Obamaphone to call my Social Security Disability agent to send more WIC benefits, EBT cards and unemployment checks. And before going to my section 8 home, let’s find a doctor who takes Medicaid. Shit…that Obama said he would give us something if we elected him. He ain’t given us anything!”
2nd Place!
Vic Kelley
“Yeah, it’s a small turnout, but it’s twice as many people as who showed up for that “justice for trayvon” rally at the courthouse last Friday.”
3rd Place!
L Rivera
“Hey, Keisha! If the government is down, how come we are still alive?”

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Rules
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1. Shut up! If you are reading the rules for a contest of this nature, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the rare and highly-coveted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages since last week.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to their achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.