Obama has delivered another decree upon high to his subjects. You are to pay no more attention to bloggers and pundits! Do you hear that, Buzz? Are you listening, Ward? Your King President has decreed that it’s no longer “cool” for you to hang out here, listening to the free speech espoused by myself and others like me.

“And now that the government is reopened, and this threat to our economy is removed, all of us need to stop focusing on the lobbyists, and the bloggers, and the talking heads on radio, and the professional activists who profit from conflict, and focus on what the majority of Americans sent us here to do.”

Obviously, this lends the question, whatever will Rightpundits.com do now? We’ve been given our marching orders, and these kinds of blogs have now been decreed forbidden by the King himself. You lefties who gather here daily to interject your two-cents worth, are going to need to find another hobby, because your Master-in-Chief has spoken.

Now, forget the fact that Obama himself, emerged into the national spotlight as an activist and community organizer, that was before he became the president. With that achieved, it renders activism and dissent obsolete. Hillary Clinton’s statements from back in the day, about “dissent” being “the highest form of patriotism” is no longer relevant. We are to just shut up and listen to Obama. No need to make waves, no reason for any of us to question his profound and glorious wisdom. Who the hell are we to interject our opinions on anything?

Activist groups like Organizing for Action, who profiteered off the shutdown, are to stop it right now! Oops, that’s Obama’s own activist group, so maybe there is an ‘exemption’ in their case? Yes, of course, if you are an activist group or blogger committed to attacking the Tea Party or Conservatives, then you are not included in this proclamation by the president. This only applies to those who dare to question His Majesty’s supremacy and authority. So, Patrick, you have been warned! He shook his finger and everything! You need to stop this blog nonsense right away!

Henceforth, debate only exists to serve the administrative dictates of the state.