Clearly Bill Clinton would know what to do with her. The name is Fiona Reeves (photo below), Director of Presidential Correspondence, who among other important responsibilities gets to deliver the President’s daily mail. Our readers know what to do with her too. Caption this photo.

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced sometime next week!


1st Place!
““A blue dress ?
Seriously ?
I know a set up when I see one.”
2nd Place!
Tired American
“You know I’m black from the waist down”
3rd Place!
“Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice!”


1. Shut up! If you are reading the rules for a contest of this nature, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the rare and highly-coveted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages since last week.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to their achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.