Here is Texas Senator Ted Cruz in the aftermath of his historic filibuster of the US budget resolution. Cruz talked for 23 hours on the floor of the US Senate.
“No, I will not quote Green Eggs and Ham. I will not quote it for the cam.”
“What do you mean the mic was off!”
“Hot Damn!!! I’m even more famous than Anthony Weiner!”
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