Here is a picture of Charles Ramsey, the celebrated Cleveland drifter and junk food junkie who media have anointed a “hero” for his role in freeing three kidnapped women. Turns out that he has a long rap sheet for domestic violence and his role has been questioned by a second “hero” but let’s not let petty details get in the way of Mr. Ramsey’s 15 minutes of fame.


Caption this photo!
(credit AP/Scott Shaw

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!

Update: Winners are below the fold!

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1st Place!
Vic Kelley
“Lawdy Be Jesus I swear it was a McChicken Wrap and a Diet Coke. Don’t nobody let mi’chelle obama know that I done had any french fries.”
2nd Place!
L Rivera
“I initially asked myself: ‘What would Obama do?’ But then I realized this is Cleveland, not Benghazi, you know.”
3rd Place!
Wyatt Earp
“I’m Rick James, bitch!”

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Rules
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1. Shut up! If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the rare and highly-coveted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages since last week.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to their achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.