Here is Senator Rand Paul on the floor of the U.S. Senate conducing his one-man filibuster against Obama appointee John Brennan over the drone issue. Brennan, like his Democrat supporters, defend the killing of American citizens with drones. But what is Rand Paul really up to?

Caption this photo!

It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!

Update: Winners are below the fold!


1st Place!
“From ten miles away you can see Michelles ass through this hole.”
2nd Place!
Vic Kelley
”You see these? If you people ever elect Ashley Judd to the Senate I’ll use these two hands to choke her out. Then I’m coming after the rest of you.“
3rd Place!
Awlhattin O’Kaddle
“. . . an’ so we rolled the whole pound up in a newspaper an’ lit the end with a Bunsen Burner. . .”


1. Shut up! If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the rare and highly-coveted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages since last week.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to their achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.