Here is president Barack Obama with serial adulterer Tiger Woods. They shared a golf game this week, a few laughs, and a few hand gestures only understood by da people in Da Hood. Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
Caption this photo!
It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
Update: Winners are below the fold!
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| 1st Place! rodney dill “The President putted on Tiger’s greens and wreck’d ‘em.” “Rectum? dang near killed ‘im.” |
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| 2nd Place! Chris in N.Va. ”Say Tiger, is that a wood you’ve got there or are you just glad to see me?“ |
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| 3rd Place! Vic Kelley t: “Sir, what’s with that fist bump thing?” o: “It’s a “prop” tiger. Not many people know this but I’m not really black.” t: “Me neither! Otherwise I’d be called earl woods jr. instead of “tiger.”” |
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Rules
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1. Shut up! If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the rare and highly-coveted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages since last week.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to their achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:18 am
Don’t worry, Tiger. Michelle is taking the girls to Colorado, so we’ll be alone this weekend.
February 22nd, 2013 at 8:18 am
Tiger instinctively shields his Number One Wood from unwelcome glances.
February 22nd, 2013 at 8:19 am
Say Tiger, is that a wood you’ve got there or are you just glad to see me?
February 22nd, 2013 at 8:45 am
I love the feel of white golf balls in the pockets of my ‘mom’ jeans.
February 22nd, 2013 at 8:47 am
Just one thing, Mr. President…, please do not wear your bicycle helmet on the golf course when you are with me.
February 22nd, 2013 at 8:57 am
“The President putted on Tiger’s greens and wreck’d ‘em.”
“Rectum? dang near killed ‘im.”
February 22nd, 2013 at 10:04 am
‘ Yeah ! Brah.
It’s good to have Honkie Kin on a near-by branch. Those Blue Gummed Thoroughbreds are just goin’ to hafta wait a couple of hundred mo years. ‘
February 22nd, 2013 at 2:57 pm
‘ Skeleton Walks Into A Bar
Says: Gimme A Pitcher Of Beer . . . .
an’ a Mop. ‘
February 22nd, 2013 at 3:18 pm
Tiger: “You’re just lucky to know your butt from a hole in the ground.”
February 22nd, 2013 at 3:46 pm
the Hussein smiles, knowing that in the coming days, he will have a Tiger in his tank. While Tiger is hoping for some Hussein lipstick on his dipstick
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:20 pm
Tiger n Barry share a chuckle over the 19th hole.
The only real secret is who got sloppy seconds.
Prolly the Marxist
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Just cuz you can never find your balls does not mean the earth is flat.
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Glad you left the shotgun at home this time.
You cant just keep making your own holes wherever you please.
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Yeah, if I did design a “Presidential theme” mini golf course for you the twin peaks could only be your wifes huge ass.
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Hey Barry,…If you name all your holes after women its more fun.
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Tiger: “I still don’t think its fair you used SEAL Team 6 to find all your lost balls.”
February 22nd, 2013 at 11:22 pm
Tiger: Can you tell Rodney Dill that he forgot the Thursday caption contest on outsidethebeltway.com ?
February 23rd, 2013 at 12:45 am
Obama: “Relax and do your usual stuff, Tiger. As long as you are with me, the Media won’t touch you.”
February 23rd, 2013 at 3:47 pm
tiger thinks to self “What did he mean when he axed me if I want to check out his Batcave?”
February 23rd, 2013 at 3:53 pm
t: “Sir, what’s with that fist bump thing?”
o: “It’s a “prop” tiger. Not many people know this but I’m not really black.”
t: “Me neither! Otherwise I’d be called earl woods jr. instead of “tiger.”"
February 26th, 2013 at 4:59 am
Thank you Sir.
February 26th, 2013 at 9:35 am
You still gotta long way to go Vic buddy !
My fridge is covered in little paper trophies !
BWAHAHA !
(congrats bro)
March 1st, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Thank you.
Micky my fridge is covered in black history month decorations. Gotta go take ‘em down now. Have a good one.