Last week, Bob Grisham, an Alabama high school football coach, received a suspension from his job because some off the cuff comments that he made were taped and then released to the public. Grisham was upset because the lunch food that was previously available had been replaced with high fiber, low calorie meals. So, he made some comments about ‘fat butt Michelle Obama.’ After Grisham’s plight became public, people good naturedly began to poke fun at her enormous backside. Since one of their defining characteristics is a lack of a sense of humor, liberals became uniformly indignant at this weighty attack upon the First Lady.
However, I was surprised to read an op-ed in the Washington Post by Michelle Bernard. Bernard, in a lengthy piece, makes the case that Michelle Obama has a big butt because African-American women naturally have big butts. She cites a book by an archeologist at Howard University, Frank Snowden, Jr., who made the case that throughout history, the men who wanted sex with black women liked big butts (much like the rappers of today), so the trait evolved to the present day. This would all be interesting but for one thing.
A couple of decades ago, Richard Herrnstein and Charles Murray wrote a book, The Bell Curve. The basic premise of the book is that intelligence is influenced by both genetics and environmental factors. The authors spend much of the book discussing racial differences in intelligence. Basically, they contended that these influences lead people to develop attributes that are essential to for their genes to propagate. In shorthand, their hypothesis became known as the ‘big (male body part), small brain’ theory. The book was widely criticized in academia and among liberals.
Now, if people can be criticized for saying one trait tends to make one group of people less intelligent than others, why is it permissible to say the same thing about women with big butts?










February 12th, 2013 at 12:17 am
Pound Fo Pound
It Too Round
Fo Me . . . . BUTT !
Just Look at the Superbowl Half-Time Show
Three Young Girls in Skin Tight Dresses
Beyonce’ – Jennifer Hudson – Alicia Keester
A 9 foot Hip Spread collectively. Rumble In Da Jungle ‘Dees Buns R On Fi AaaaH !’ Mounds of Joy. Thunderous Thighs too Feastes Dem Eyes.
It’s A Jungle Owt Deya !
An’ Michelle Ain’t About To Be Da Caboose.
I got this video leaked by my Secret Service contacts. (0:38)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNWCniwgfo
February 12th, 2013 at 12:34 am
So where do you think all of those birth certificates and college transcripts are hiding out?
February 12th, 2013 at 12:48 am
You say, ‘Smokin’ Crack’ in Front of Barry
He think you talkin’ ’bout Michelle
February 12th, 2013 at 7:42 am
More cushion for the pushin’! Calling Reggie Love!
February 12th, 2013 at 8:51 am
I am not sure if this is just another in a continuing obsession with the First Lady’s anatomy or simply trolling.
Perhaps both.
February 12th, 2013 at 9:56 am
Face it buzz, you just want to bury your nose in that sucka and shake your head like a wet dog.
Its so big I dont think she can get her arms around it to wipe it.
Prolly has a bunch of Barrys old prayer rugs she drags her ass across like a dog scoots his itchy butthole.
February 12th, 2013 at 10:02 am
Her turds better be tapered at the end !
Cuz if those two titans ever clash it’ll be the shot heard around the world !
REEESPECT DE SUBWOOFER MON !
February 12th, 2013 at 10:06 am
#6
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW !
February 12th, 2013 at 10:07 am
Now we know why Barrys ears are deformed and sometimes his face is chalky grey or sierra brown.
And that aint spinach on his teeth !!
February 12th, 2013 at 10:09 am
Do we prizes for this ?
Will the trophy be impossible to mount ?
February 12th, 2013 at 10:16 am
Love seat ?
Yeah, for Valentines I bought Michelle her own chair
February 12th, 2013 at 12:09 pm
Imagine the days before elongated toilet seats.
February 12th, 2013 at 1:51 pm
Aren’t many of you the same people that thought it was out of line to discuss Gov. Christie’s health?
Of course, the overtly sexual nature of the comments may be telling a story that is much different than what it appears to be at first blush.
Kinda of like the little boys that make fun of and throw rocks at the girl they like.
February 12th, 2013 at 5:09 pm
There once was a woman from da hoody
Who scolded everyone to eat the good foody
A hypocritical elf
She didn’t do it herself
So she sported a ginormous booty
February 12th, 2013 at 5:13 pm
We’ve all missed your poetry, patrick.
February 12th, 2013 at 6:21 pm
“Kinda of like the little boys that make fun of and throw rocks at the girl they like.”
Nah, republican women are freekin hot dude.
The hottest, by far.
Besides, the party of old racist white guys would never dream of stickin it in the ghetto meat market.
Bestiality is against their religion, an abomination.
February 12th, 2013 at 6:51 pm
Malia Obama, is so much hotter than her mother. At age 14, she’s gone to become a star like Chelsea Clinton.
February 12th, 2013 at 7:15 pm
They’re heavier, that’s why their rear end is bigger. The average colored female is overweight. I don’t know and don’t care to know why their “culture” is pathologically fixated on the size of their females’ rear ends. But the amount of pride in the average colored female is ginormous. They all wear inappropriate clothes that draw attention to their rears.
February 12th, 2013 at 7:20 pm
“Besides, the party of old racist white guys would never dream of stickin it in the ghetto meat market.
Bestiality is against their religion, an abomination.”
As always, stay classy.
February 12th, 2013 at 7:50 pm
Okay everyone, got your shot glasses ready ?
Some Jack ?
Everyone needs to take a shot, or a hit, every time Barry says ?___________?
or Biden n Pelosi play jumping jerks
February 12th, 2013 at 7:57 pm
Oops, Pelosi is not in that picture.
I forgot all about Boehner .
Pelosis Sun interview with Chris Wallace fried my brain
February 12th, 2013 at 8:00 pm
Ted Nugent is In The House
Obama better watch his mouth about Guns