Here is manly man Barack Hussein Obama firing a weapon. Look at the steady hand, the steely eyes, the determination, and of course the presidential crotch. From the angle it appears that our heroic president is shooting skeet that are laying on the ground, but we’ll take it on faith that our president truly is an expert marksman, body surfer, bowler, quarterback, basketball player, lion tamer, and tireless advocate for us, the little people who live in his economy. Our expert commenters shall now provide an appropriate caption for this photo.
Caption this photo of Obama shooting skeet!
Winners will be below the fold on Monday!
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| 1st Place! flyingmonkey “Huh, Michelle runs pretty fast for a big gal but she makes a bigger target going away.” |
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| 2nd Place! Chris in N.Va ”Presidential shooting-off-at-the-mouth technique: BULL!!“ |
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| 3rd Place! rodney dill “No, Mr. President, You’re supposed to yell PULL, not PRESENT.” |
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| Honorable Mention Place! Micky “Dad, that was my frisbee you ass hole !” |
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| Honorable Mention Place! Awlhattin O’Kaddle “Chris Rock Daddy take aim at Bitter Clingers |
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| Honorable Mention Place! L Rivera “OK, Bo, sic her!”” |
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It’s Friday which means it is time again for the weekly photo contest. Come up with a funny description of this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced on Monday!
Rules
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1. Shut up! If you are reading the rules for a caption contest, you need to get a drink and come back in a better mood.
2. You can enter as many times as you like, in fact it is encouraged.
3. A first, second and third place winner will be declared.
4. Winner will receive the rare and highly-coveted Right Punditeer award, which has not been given away on these pages since last week.
5. Second and third will receive a smaller version, appropriately scaled to their achievement.
6. Contest is over Monday 6pm PT.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:12 pm
Oops, sorry Hillary, we’ll just tell em it was a concussion, blame Cheny, sumptin like that.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:19 pm
Never did like that dog….
This buckshot oughta trim the edge off that fat ass o hers
February 7th, 2013 at 11:21 pm
COOL !
Never seen the house move so fast !
February 7th, 2013 at 11:33 pm
“Dad, that was my frisbee you ass hole !”
February 7th, 2013 at 11:36 pm
Portuguese water dog my ass !
Take that you fckin fat poodle !
February 8th, 2013 at 3:27 am
Conservative knuckleheads demand that my office release a photo of me shooting a weapon, so I release this (in which I look rather good IMHO), and then the same knuckleheads make fun of me for releasing the picture.
February 8th, 2013 at 6:45 am
OWWW! My shoulder hurts! Why didn’t somebody show me the proper way to hold this thing?!?!
February 8th, 2013 at 6:46 am
Hey, I think I see Dick Cheney!
February 8th, 2013 at 6:48 am
Darn, I missed! Maybe I need a bigger target, like something about the size of my wife’s butt!
February 8th, 2013 at 7:09 am
No, Mr. President, You’re supposed to yell PULL, not PRESENT.
February 8th, 2013 at 7:11 am
“Boehner Season!”
“Pelosi Season!”
“Boehner Season!”
“Pelosi Season!”
“Boehner Season!”
“Pelosi Season!”
“Boehner Season!”
“Pelosi Season!”
February 8th, 2013 at 7:12 am
Obama: (thinking) “There’s gotta be an easier way to kill skeeters.”
February 8th, 2013 at 7:14 am
The Secret Service chose for Michelle to not be present in case the President really was capable of hitting the barn side of a broad.
February 8th, 2013 at 7:14 am
Whachout ! Whachout !
It Da SoCal Soul Shoota !
February 8th, 2013 at 7:55 am
Chris Rock Daddy take aim at Bitter Clingers
February 8th, 2013 at 8:11 am
Presidential shooting-off-at-the-mouth technique:
BULL!!
February 8th, 2013 at 8:59 am
I thought they said these young republicans were gunna run around for me, not just stand still. Oh well.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:05 am
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rodney dill Says:
February 8th, 2013 at 7:09 am
No, Mr. President, You’re supposed to yell PULL, not PRESENT.
This one is the best
February 8th, 2013 at 11:37 am
…yielding his new Secret Service code name – “Noisy Cricket.”
February 8th, 2013 at 11:37 am
Obama: “Shake it off Joe, it’s just a flesh wound.”
February 8th, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Reps conned me into using an assault weapon! Now my soul is forever tainted, woe is me!
February 8th, 2013 at 4:27 pm
Logan, there is no doubt that Rodney Dill is the king of captioning on the internet. While the rest of us waste time with nude women, he brings his A-game to the fight, humbling all comers with his Shakespearean flare, a literary giant among far, far lesser captioning men.
February 9th, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Proof Obama does everything, even guns, the left way.
February 9th, 2013 at 7:53 pm
These ear muffs work GREAT. Gotta remember to wear them at home to avoid mi’chelle’s ranting and whatnot.
February 10th, 2013 at 4:21 pm
Huh, Michelle runs pretty fast for a big gal but she makes a bigger target going away.
February 10th, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Thanks for the kind words Patrick, There’s a number of other good captioners out there though, but as far as ‘literary giant’ I prefer to be known as a ‘Purveyor of Moronic Humor.’
February 10th, 2013 at 6:19 pm
I’m bad,I’m Bad I know it,”Holly Gezzus,that thing Kicks,Mother of God!!!Who talked me into this Crap!!!
February 10th, 2013 at 8:47 pm
“OK, Bo, sic her!”
February 10th, 2013 at 11:38 pm
Ok,Ok, I the man!! “Oh My Gosh,Mother of A Biscuit Eater”, Who talked me into This!!My Shoulders Going to Be Sooooo Bruised!!!
February 11th, 2013 at 9:32 am
“Dang! Now I’ll have to alter my marriage certificate too!”